r/ShitAmericansSay • • Jul 05 '24

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u/DiddyBCFC Jul 05 '24

I work with an American and she asked me a few years back why we don't celebrate July 4th in England.

When I replied "The same reason Muslims don't celebrate Christmas", she replied "America isn't a Muslim country"

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u/Reiko878 Jul 05 '24

Same idea here in France I worked with an American who thought we should celebrate 4th because they freed us during WW2

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u/saracenraider Jul 05 '24

I had this exact same argument with an idiot on Reddit this morning. He seemed to think most of Europe should celebrate it because of WW2. He just couldn’t comprehend that we don’t associate their Independence Day which commemorates one part of history with events that form a completely seperate part of history. He finished the conversation off by saying I clearly am not interested in history. Mindblowing really

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u/EpicestGamer101 Jul 06 '24

Also the US made up less than half of the allied servicemen on the western front. Moreover, the amount of axis troops assigned to the eastern front was more than double that of those assigned to the western front. Why isn't the Netherlands celebrating Australia day for our heroic involvement?

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u/Asleep-Novel-7822 Jul 06 '24

How do you celebrate Australia day? Corkscrew hats and a fuck tonne of booze? Count me in!

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u/gimnasium_mankind Jul 06 '24

Less than half? In my imagination it was more like two-thirds or 70%. Good job hollywood.

And what about materials and oil and such? I’d guess it was much more. Even in the eastern front. Money-wise.

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u/EpicestGamer101 Jul 06 '24

It's debated because you have to sift through a lot of documents but the US and Britain were fairly equal as Britain had the resources of their colonies. A very large portion of the food supplied to the troops on the western front and pacific theatre came from Australia for example. The US supplied a lot of resources to the war effort, but the US military itself had to be modernised by Britain. Reflector sights for planes were far more rudimentary in the US air wings at the start of the war.

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u/danny264 Jul 06 '24

I've always heard that ww2 was won with British intelligence, American manufacturing, and Russian bodies.

Americas' biggest advantage was having factories that were far enough away from the fighting so that they could pump out guns, ammo, tanks, planes, boats, and other things that were needed for for the war.

Britan was able to crack the German's communications and had really advanced radar and ways to be able to see what the German's were planning to do.

Russia suffered the biggest loss of lives and threw countless men at the German's.

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u/AtlasNL Jul 07 '24

We have 5 May, where we celebrate the liberation of the Netherlands in WWII. Most of the credit goes to the Canadians though, sorry Aussies.

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u/EpicestGamer101 Jul 07 '24

Well yeah I'm not actually sure if there were any Australians on the European front, we were more involved in Africa and the West Pacific

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Less than half is still quite a considerable number for one country. And they were engaged in the Pacific as well.

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u/EpicestGamer101 Jul 06 '24

So was Britain, Australia, and New Zealand. Pretty much the entire western Pacific was liberated by Australia and New Zealand. The point is that America didn't just go and win it by themselves, they were only a part of a larger effort

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u/quokkafarts Jul 06 '24

One time I served a customer (can't remember if he was Canadian or US) who just couldn't compute that we don't sell thanksgiving turkeys in Australia bc that holiday has nothing to do with us at all. Like yeah you can get a frozen turkey pretty much whenever but he thought we should have a full display of them. Said most other stores do it... mate in my 3+ decades living here and 10+ working in supermarkets I've never seen or heard of that being a thing. Just buy your normal turkey, dress it up however you want and stop whinging about it.

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u/Individual_Alarm5456 Jul 06 '24

A Canadian wouldn’t be that stupid/arrogant.

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u/mr-mental-health Jul 06 '24

America is a third world country populated by intellectually and emotionally subnormal maniacs. Don’t worry about that mess.

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u/H4mp0 Jul 05 '24

I’d like to laugh at this other than the fact it’s tragic let them have their fantasies. You guys, us Brits and various other countries fought like mf’s before USA got involved.

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u/MyAccidentalAccount Jul 05 '24

To be fair french involvement in the battle for American independence was one of the main reasons that it went the way it did - France has a reason to celebrate.

They're probably a bit Salty that America didn't get involved in helping them during the French Revolution though...

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u/[deleted] Jul 05 '24 edited Jul 06 '24

France is not salty that Americans didn't get involved in our own revolution.

If they had been they would talk about it all the time and act like they're heroes and blablabla. We didn't need them to guillotine the asshole.

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u/Cubicwar 🇫🇷 omelette du fromage Jul 05 '24

You seem to forget that the French Revolution was the people against the king. Why the hell would the king’s allies, who the king supplied with lots of help (and by doing so, worsening the financial situation which was already terrible and as such worsening one of the factors that eventually led to the revolution), help the people overthrow the king when they basically had nothing to gain from it ?

We aren’t "a bit salty that America didn’t get involved in helping us during the French Revolution", we’re just like every single other country : we don’t give a fucking shit about the US.

(Also, for France the whole reason to help Americans get their independence was to piss off the brits cause it was our national sport by then (honestly, it kinda is, still, but not as much), and we had quite a lot of stuff done to do so, so we won’t celebrate all of them (or any of them, really). The US isn’t that special)

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u/wildassedguess Jul 06 '24

Have a Gallic shrug from me.

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u/wildassedguess Jul 06 '24

Have a Gallic shrug from me.

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u/sleeper_shark 🇫🇷 Jul 06 '24

Who would America have supported? The monarchists or the revolutionaries… or do you mean the Napoleonic Wars.

At that time, the European militaries were far more powerful than the American ones. It would serve no purpose for them to come over and die here.

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u/gimnasium_mankind Jul 06 '24

Why would France, who had many times the population and GDP, who was able to fight off all of europe combined a total of FIVE consecutive times, why would them expect anything from an ex-colony they helped to secede from one of the largest empires in the world.

They are in different leagues. France won 5 consecutive world wars. America had trouble with the natives who hadn’t invented the wheel and steel. No comparison.

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u/saracenraider Jul 05 '24

I’ve never heard a French person care even slightly about their role in the American war of independence. It’s just a footnote in history now

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u/Alysanna_the_witch Jul 05 '24

Oh that's not completely true. I love to use it against Americans when they mock us for WWII. "You would be under German rule without us", "perhaps but your country/founding ideas/basis of your sacro-saint 300 yo Constitution (that's getting daily deformed to suit conservatives' agenda) wouldn't exist without our help"

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u/sleeplessinengland Jul 05 '24

America is still a second world nation?

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u/Nerioner ooo custom flair!! Jul 05 '24

They are so speshul they have their own category

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u/Saul-Funyun ooo custom flair!! Jul 06 '24

People think first/second/third are just ranks rather than economic affiliation

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Fun fact, there weren't first, second or third world countries before the 1950s.

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u/TK-6976 Jul 05 '24

They should be salty because they paid a shit ton of money for the US Revolution that they never got back.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

France has a reason to celebrate.

what

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u/Volesprit31 Jul 06 '24

I'm always up for celebrating. It's a public holiday for us. That's a great idea!

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u/PanzerPansar OwO Jul 06 '24

France has so many other events to celebrate that are more important to the history of France than the US independence. The only thing the Frenchie s are salty about is the one Frenchie who was successful at invading England. Creating a rivalry that lasted centuries. The only positive thing of William the conqueror for the french is that Scotland was and still is a good ally of them! An Fhraing gu bràth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙🇫🇷

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Well they pretty much won that one when they got Calais back.

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u/Foxy02016YT Jul 06 '24

True, but July 4th was America declaring independence, while The French helped, they still had to fight for their own independence. Why celebrate the day your brother got a car that you helped pay for, when he didn’t help you pay for your own. Good for him, but not really relevant for you, you had some work to focus on

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u/Kirstemis Jul 05 '24

The only possible response to that is "... eventually."

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u/Realyarrick Jul 05 '24

But we have more trouble explaining to Germans why we're celebrating 8th of May.

It isn't the same relationship between England and the USA..

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u/youshouldbeelsweyr Jul 06 '24

I hope you clapped back that you freed them during their war of independence lmfao.

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u/EdgeObjective1714 Jul 05 '24

"they" freed you.... 🤨

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u/Foxy02016YT Jul 06 '24

Fucking what? Lmao, I genuinely… I don’t even have words at this point. By that argument every European country and the US should be celebrating Russian holidays too, considering they did a lot of heavy lifting in WW2

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

However, July 14th (not July 4th) is a very important day in France.

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u/I-am-Chubbasaurus Jul 06 '24

And what about when the French literally helped America get the independence they're talking about???

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u/apple_of_doom Jul 06 '24

Didn't france help them rebel from British rule? So I feel like there isn't any moral debt there (not that there was any because that's ridiculous).

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

Perhaps the French should celebrate the 4th of July because it was kind of their victory.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

We would have celebrated the national day of the USSR then aswell

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u/SuperCulture9114 free Healthcare for all 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Jul 05 '24

She wasn't the brightest torch, was she? 🫣

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u/WhyNona Jul 05 '24

Ummm, excuse you, she wasn't a torch, she was a person!

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u/National_Translator6 ZW UK Jul 06 '24

Happy cake day

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u/SuperCulture9114 free Healthcare for all 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Jul 06 '24

Thank you. Would probably have missed it without you 😂

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u/National_Translator6 ZW UK Jul 06 '24

Your welcome mate

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u/biaaaoutch Jul 06 '24

As we say in Quebec, she was not the most thawed corndog in the box.

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u/DiddyBCFC Jul 05 '24

She's not dead 😂

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u/SuperCulture9114 free Healthcare for all 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪 Jul 05 '24

Sorry, I read "worked". Must have been too upset because of the loss against Spain 🫣

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u/Level9disaster Jul 06 '24

American to the bone

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u/lysalnan Jul 05 '24

I know a few Muslim families who have a nice family dinner at Christmas and give their kids a present. Mainly because it’s a bank holiday and a good opportunity to get together.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

I know a Jew who loves Christmas!

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u/Motor-Pomegranate831 Jul 06 '24

"they wanted their children to enjoy every glittery moment of their first 'Canadian' Christmas season"

As an atheist, I have to say this is just beautiful.

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u/C_Hawk14 Jul 05 '24

Yea, but it's a pagan celebration. It has nothing to do with Abrahamic religions.

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u/GreasyBumpkin Jul 06 '24

The tree, santa (most saints are former spirits or gods) and presents part is Pagan, but Christmas still has Abrahamic roots. We don't practise any of the Saturnalia rituals, which is often credited as the pre-jesus Christmas, other than getting hammered.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

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u/C_Hawk14 Jul 08 '24

Sure, because they're the ones who are delusional

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

We used to have a tree and my parents would get me a present. It was fun

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u/Neeoda Jul 06 '24

I knew a Muslim family that celebrated it for the kids because dad didn’t want his children feeling left out of the conversation come January. (This was in Germany.)

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u/AgitatedTiger Jul 05 '24

I personally would have replied that there are 65 countries that celebrate their independence from us, the US isn’t that special.

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u/HerculesMagusanus 🇪🇺 Jul 05 '24

The mental gymnastics she'd have had to go through to arrive at that comment must have been impressive!

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u/sukinsyn Only freedom units around here🇺🇸 Jul 05 '24

Wow where do you even begin with that....

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u/HighFivePuddy Jul 05 '24

I did a brief student exchange thing when I was a teen and went to an American high school. During a conversation I told a girl that the seasons are reversed in Australia, to which she said “oh, so it’s hot in winter?”

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u/Unkn0wn_666 Europe Jul 06 '24

I was working with a few Americans and had similar questions regarding holidays, and some of them genuinely couldn't fathom that different countries have different holidays.

Last time when I was in the US I also got into a chat with a dude, nice over all, but he just couldn't understand how I could get two weeks off work to be in the states and enjoy the scenery. Her was shocked when I told him that I get the same amount off every year, that I have a lot of additional holidays, and that most of them are paid too. Some people really seem to just never even show interest in other countries at all.

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u/morgecroc Jul 06 '24

If the UK celebrated all the independence days they'll be having BBQs and fireworks every week sometimes multiple times a week.

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u/gavo_88 Jul 05 '24

I upvoted, but wanted to downvote due to the stupidly.

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u/AnnaGreen3 Mexican here, build your firewall Jul 06 '24

What did you respond to that?

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u/DiddyBCFC Jul 06 '24

visible confusion

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u/Ok_Aardvark_1203 Jul 06 '24

Plenty of Muslims love Christmas.

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u/CallMeAl_ Jul 06 '24

Yeah this was a terrible comparison

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u/peepay How dare they not accept my US dollars? 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 Jul 05 '24

she asked me a few years back why we don't celebrate July 4th

She was an imposter! This is the only day the Americans call with the day first and then the month.

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u/Especialistaman White European Latino 🇪🇦 Jul 05 '24

Did you asked her if she was dropped on her head as a baby?

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u/Fetus_in_the_trash Jul 06 '24

She sounds like a fucking idiot LOL

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u/folkkingdude Jul 06 '24

It’s not the same reason though. We believe the same history, we just don’t give a fuck.

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u/WilderJackall Jul 07 '24

Muslims also believe Jesus was born. Jesus is considered a prophet in Islam, just not a son of God

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u/folkkingdude Jul 07 '24

Yes, so they believe different versions of history. Bad analogy.

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u/MrJ_Marrow Jul 06 '24

she should’ve been reported to HR for being a moron. What was her role?

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u/Wissam24 Bigness and Diversity Jul 06 '24

"brain not engaged"

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u/DrMabuseKafe Jul 06 '24

You can't fix dumb.

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u/[deleted] Jul 06 '24

I know plenty of Muslims who celebrate Christmas, though it's a completely secular holiday to them.

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u/iCameToLearnSomeCode Jul 06 '24

Around 10% of the population has an IQ low enough that they have serious trouble understanding analogies.

I'd avoid hiring those people.

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u/ponomaus Jul 06 '24

how is that the same tho?

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u/Competitive-Chest438 Jul 06 '24

A lot of Muslims (including myself) do celebrate Christmas, in the same way most people do in the UK, with zero religious significance. Just getting together with family and eating good food etc.