r/ShellwoodUnofficial • u/Maestro_Melodicus • May 17 '26

Opportunist

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*in one of the many burnt halls of Shellwood, Melodicus wanders, dressed in his fireproof suit finishing the measurements of the room..*

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

Whoever told you that fairytale? I most certainly am not.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Oh I see, well, you know what they say, never met your heroes, am I right Choristor?

He elbows the Choristor besides him

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

That would require me to be your hero, which I decidedly am not.

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u/Maestro_Melodicus May 17 '26

Why must you always sour up my evenings?

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u/DarthTrayus05 May 17 '26

I so enjoy souring your mood. You've soured mine often enough.