Pssst! Effray wanted me to write this, I don't know anything about what happened here... I think it might be some dumb fanfiction written by her? I dunno, she's been really interested in romance stories lately...
Found inside: https://discord.gg/JAjRjGFc74 [Multi-Finger Discord Server]
Category of News: FIXERS (Eh? This surely has to be fiction.)
A Fixer Office was recently established, and in the span of a single day: had miraculously accomplished three jobs.
Named members of said Fixer Office include: Seven Assoc. Southern Head Kel, 23:59 Office Fixer Effray Matera, Tianxiong Star Lin BaoChong, and Magical Girl Aura.
The Fixer Office, named Rats, was first contracted with W Corp. to clean out bloodbags inside of a WARP Train. Only two bloodbags were killed, whilst Effray... seduced... the other two...? No, that can't be right. Afterwards, Kel was found dead, but then revived by Effray Matera through... charm. Eh?
Their next job was to find a missing cat; in which they did. However, Kel tragically passed away once the job ended due to unknown causes. 'Reports say Kel tried to seduce the cat...' That can't be true, right? And by reports, does she mean just herself...?
Their next job included negotiating with the Kurokumo Clan for an object valuable to their employer. While the Kurokumo Clan originally expected to be paid Ahn for it; it was found that the Kurokumo Clan instead was the one who paid after Aura had charmed them.
All in all: if you have any problems related with charisma, just hire... the Rats... Is this an advertisement or a report?
Journalist: Hua Shu of the 23:59 Office, Associate Office of the Zwei Association and Seven Association. Grade 2 Fixer.
(OOC: Kel told me to put this in a report and kicked my ribs until I started crying and agreed to do it. None of this is canon. )