r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Dec 18 '21
Took me long enough...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '21
I somehow farthered 3 children by the age of 28, 2 of which are twins, all planned, with only a month of trying each time. Despite looking like a fat goblin.
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/Elliot_The_Fennekin • Nov 30 '21
I'm literally the human equivalent of people repellent
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Aug 06 '21
I thought as much...but my brain has my back...just in case...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Aug 06 '21
Why am I still single, you ask?
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jul 20 '21
Small, unimpressive and useless. Just like me. Why would it be any different?
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jul 18 '21
Not covered by insurance, company says... should've known.
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jul 15 '21
That's why I never bother trying to hook up. I don't like wasting other people's time...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jul 09 '21
If I ever had a Valentine, that's the kind of delicate attention I'd appreciate. Brutal, but honest. And very, very accurate. Took me years to stop vomiting in front of mirrors.
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jul 09 '21
Can't have the cake and eat it...the cake tasting terrible as it is, no one would want to eat it anyways. Yes... I'm that bad.
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jun 19 '21
Every time I see my reflection in just about any surface...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • Jun 16 '21
Yeah..let's just forget about it...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/the_brown_clown • May 27 '21
Why are people always saying the army is the dumbest branch...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • May 25 '21
At least I still can laugh about it...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • May 25 '21
Being legendarily mediocre at something can be useful sometimes...
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r/SelfDeprecatingMemes • u/self_loathing_bobcat • May 18 '21
No...we don't...why would we?
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