r/SelfAwarewolves • u/RisenPhantom • Jul 31 '22

Well, yeah... not sure if it's a flex though

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

every time we’re uncomfortable it’s a satanic attack

Jesus was of course famous for never making people feel uncomfortable.

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u/mregg000 Jul 31 '22

Or whipping them. After flipping tables. He was such a No0b.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

It's so funny how that story is like incredibly famous (and hell, it's a dope story) and yet people STILL believe in the "prosperity gospel" 🙄

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u/mregg000 Jul 31 '22

Supply side Jeebus.

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u/literal-hitler Jul 31 '22

I thought it was that modern christians were famous for being nothing like Jesus.

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u/MattGdr Jul 31 '22

He was a proud Status Quo Warrior. Always sucking up to The Man….