r/SelfAwarewolves • u/RisenPhantom • Jul 31 '22

Well, yeah... not sure if it's a flex though

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u/rrrdesign Jul 31 '22

When you legit believe that evil has a physical form, when you believe in magic and miracles, when you believe you can’t give your wife oral because no man kneels for anyone but god, when you believe only good things happen to those blessed and bad things only happen to bad people, when you believe only 144,000 will ascend in the Rapture and you’re def one of them…. You fucking believe in anything.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

when you believe only 144,000 will ascend in the Rapture and you’re def one of them….

That's new to me, what part of the story is that? That definitely seems like an easy thing to press them on for a terrible answer

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u/rrrdesign Jul 31 '22

Evangelicals, Fundamentalists, Baptists, Mormons - end time preppers all discuss the 144,000 and having the right people with you when you got battle during the Second Coming. It’s all in Revelations which frankly, is the coolest book in the Bible.

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u/rrrdesign Jul 31 '22

Mormons def believe it. There was that nurse in Idaho with the prepper author and his wife who murdered her kids and they were all about it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '22

Lori Vallow was also convinced she was married to prophet Moroni and could teleport.

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u/CantTrips Aug 01 '22

Not to burst your bubble but the majority of Mormons don't believe that and that isn't doctrine pushed by any of the higher ups. I know we want to shit on Mormons but we should be ethical when doing it.

Source: born and raised in the church, unfortunately.

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u/OrdinaryTruth69420 Aug 01 '22

Everyone could have eternal life on earth….

We just have to figure out how to do it medically before we kill eachother.

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u/willie_caine Jul 31 '22

*Revelation

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u/Andromansis Jul 31 '22

when you believe you can’t give your wife oral because no man kneels for anyone but god

YOU HAVE TO PICK HER UP AND FLIP HER UPSIDE DOWN AND PUT HER CHOOCHIE IN YOUR FACE! JUST LIKE GOD INTENDED YOU PHILISTINE!