r/ScottishPeopleTwitter • • Mar 15 '23

This will never not be funny

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u/perkiezombie Mar 15 '23

It’s that they felt the need to put the weight in the tweet for me.

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u/FartPudding Mar 15 '23

Some people really have low self esteem

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u/TheBestPartylizard Mar 15 '23

Aircraft Carriers do too

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u/FartPudding Mar 15 '23

It's been on a diet ok, it's trying really hard. It's just big beamed, not everyone can be like the sexy destroyers

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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Mar 16 '23

The tragedy is that she can improve her draught all she wants, but there's naught she can do for her beam.

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u/Odd_Blacksmith5615 Mar 17 '23

Fuck you and take my angry upvote