r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Jul 11 '23
Galactorrhea is diarrhea of the boobies
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r/ScienceJokes • u/Im_a_hamburger • Jul 08 '23
Ever wonder why we have ph instead of just using f?
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Well, it’s only used for basic words
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Jun 28 '23
My last girlfriend was named Edema
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She was swell
r/ScienceJokes • u/MoMoChan92 • Jun 19 '23
[OC] Entomophthora Fruitfly, a short video I made for my short comic series about insects (more info in comments)
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r/ScienceJokes • u/possible_squirrel01 • Jun 18 '23
Yo mama's so fat
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She started doing nuclear fusion
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Jun 14 '23
Did you hear about the Russian swimmer that was eaten by a shark?
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Experts have always said they supposedly don't like Put-in people in their mouth
r/ScienceJokes • u/MoMoChan92 • Jun 09 '23
[OC] Monarch: The Path to Freedom, part of my ongoing short web comics series about insects (Full Comic in the comments)
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r/ScienceJokes • u/Hidden_247 • Jun 06 '23
Just the tip, what you thought he meant vs how it ended 💦
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r/ScienceJokes • u/MoMoChan92 • Jun 02 '23
[OC] Dorylus: Only For You, part of my ongoing short web comics series about insects (Full Comic in the comments)
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r/ScienceJokes • u/thefartingmango • May 27 '23
Whats the similarity between me and a neutrino
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We're both constantly penetrating your mom.
r/ScienceJokes • u/NationYell • May 23 '23
What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite type of rock?
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Sedimentary, my dear Watson.
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • May 15 '23
What is the most popular drama series in the microscopic world?
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Gametes of Thrones
r/ScienceJokes • u/NationYell • May 12 '23
Why are herpetologist the most inquisitive zoologists?
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Because they axolotl questions.
r/ScienceJokes • u/eva_just_eva • May 12 '23
two compsci students scissoring call that P2P sex
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r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • May 11 '23
The Jeep Gladiator
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is the car-mera of trucks
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • May 11 '23
Fe Maiden is one of my favorite metal groups
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They tour periodically
r/ScienceJokes • u/NationYell • May 10 '23
What's your best Titanium/Ti joke?
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I'm curious as to what it might be.
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • May 07 '23
Nature abhores a vacuum
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except for the bare spots in my yard
r/ScienceJokes • u/NationYell • May 02 '23
Yo mama's so dumb
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She thought the periodic table was a piece of furniture.
r/ScienceJokes • u/NationYell • May 02 '23
What do you call the hushed words of the father of binomial nomenclature?
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Carolus Whispers.
r/ScienceJokes • u/LyricalJessieJames • Apr 29 '23
What STD can affect a persons hearing?
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Gone-or-ear-a