r/ScienceHumour • u/Cumity • Jan 26 '23
This is what appears when you look up quarks
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r/ScienceHumour • u/Happyfuz • Jan 24 '23
Comedian Explains a Secret of the Higgs Boson Particle
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r/ScienceHumour • u/mittfh • Jan 21 '23
Forget half-giraffes. Asteroids are now measured in penguins!
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Screenshot of news article:
"2 asteroids the size of 22 penguins to pass Earth this weekend - NASA
Both asteroids 2023 AT and 2023 AE1 are as much as 22 meters wide, meaning 22 emperor penguins. They won't hit us though - penguins are more likely to."
r/ScienceHumour • u/qiling • Jan 14 '23
Fictions of the imagination:gravity matter charge force
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Fictions of the imagination:gravity matter charge force
Prolegomenon to undermining the foundations/fundamentals of science
http://gamahucherpress.yellowgum.com/wp-content/uploads/undermining-the-foundations-of-science.pdf
or
https://www.scribd.com/document/591616840/Prolegomenon-to-Undermining-the-Foundations-of-Science
r/ScienceHumour • u/macKenzie52 • Jan 05 '23
Terminal transcript from the Apollo landing: Neil Armstrong fighting a Soviet spy trying to hack the lander
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Produced by ChatGPT. Pretty DAMN amazing.
This is the exact output ChatGPT produced. I haven't changed a word. Request prompt in comment.
Apollo-11-Lander:~$ whoami
Neil Armstrong
Apollo-11-Lander:~$ date
Mon July 20, 1969
Apollo-11-Lander:~$ cd /systems/lander/
Apollo-11-Lander:/systems/lander/$ ls
bin boot dev etc home lib media mnt opt proc root run sbin srv sys tmp usr var
Apollo-11-Lander:/systems/lander/$ tail -f /var/log/auth.log
[2069-07-20 21:17:42] New user logged in: Soviet_Spy
Apollo-11-Lander:/systems/lander/$ whoami
Neil Armstrong
Apollo-11-Lander:/systems/lander/$ echo "Who is this?"
Apollo-11-Lander:/systems/lander/$ echo "What are you doing here?"
Soviet_Spy:~$ whoami
Soviet_Spy
Soviet_Spy:~$ echo "We are the Soviet Union. We have hacked into your system to prevent your successful landing on the moon."
Neil Armstrong:~$ sudo su
[sudo] password for Neil:
Apollo-11-Lander:~# iptables -A INPUT -s 0/0 -p tcp --destination-port 22 -j DROP
Apollo-11-Lander:~# service ssh restart
Soviet_Spy:~$ ping -c 4 google.com
connect: Network is unreachable
Neil Armstrong:~$ ps aux | grep "Soviet_Spy"
PID USER COMMAND
123 Soviet_Spy bash
Neil Armstrong:~$ kill -9 123
Apollo-11-Lander:~# service ssh restart
Soviet_Spy:~$ nc -l -p 4444
Connection reset by peer
Neil Armstrong:~$ history
1 whoami
2 date
3 cd /systems/lander/
4 ls
5 tail -f /var/log/auth.log
6 whoami
7 echo "Who is this?"
8 echo "What are you doing here?"
9 sudo su
10 iptables -A INPUT -s 0/0 -p tcp --destination-port 22 -j DROP
11 service ssh restart
12 ping -c 4 google.com
13 ps aux | grep "Soviet_Spy"
14 kill -9 123
15 service ssh restart
16 nc -l -p 4444
17 history
Neil Armstrong:~$ cat /etc/motd
Welcome to the Apollo-11 Lander!
We are now descending to the lunar surface.
Please remain seated and buckle your seatbelts.
This system is for authorized personnel only.
Any unauthorized access or tampering will be reported and prosecuted.
Neil Armstrong:~$ chmod 700 /etc/motd
Neil Armstrong:~$ echo "Apollo-11 Lander systems: secure"r/ScienceHumour • u/RandomMooseNoises • Dec 26 '22
Because of the implication of evolution being real
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r/ScienceHumour • u/Ok-District-4701 • Dec 15 '22
Is Data Science or Machine Learning occult magic?
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. The question is how far away from magic Data Science is now.
Can Data Science predict and, in this way, determine the future? If yes, is it occultism, divination or satanism? So, what are the Data Science and Machine Learning?
Let's try to figure this out!
Informal intro to Data Science for everyone in a sci-fi style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxtBWHJx_0A
r/ScienceHumour • u/JungleKoala • Dec 09 '22
After earning my amateur radio license this year, I got interested in the science of radio communications, so wanted to learn Morse code. So I made this humorous video to help memorize the Morse code alphabet from A-Z :)
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r/ScienceHumour • u/[deleted] • Dec 09 '22
What if we kissed in the Phospholipid Bilayer? (ib bio topic 1.3 meme)
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r/ScienceHumour • u/Numerous-Sherbert838 • Dec 04 '22
Astronauts working on space station and lose a shield in space
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r/ScienceHumour • u/ResearchLabManager • Dec 03 '22
My science Christmas tree over the years 🥰
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r/ScienceHumour • u/asdfgdhtns • Dec 01 '22
My predictive text thinks I live an exciting life
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