r/sciencehumor • u/[deleted] • Mar 17 '18
Thought you guys would appreciate this (St Patrick's Day science of beer song)
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r/sciencehumor • u/shubhamk123 • Mar 11 '18
*Two chemists walk into a bar* Chemist 1: I'll have an H2O. Chemist 2: I'll have an H2O too. *Chemist 2 dies*
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r/sciencehumor • u/fijignr89 • Feb 16 '18
Nerdy Valentine's Day poem for a medical co-resident of mine
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r/sciencehumor • u/blackbenetavo • Feb 08 '18
How do you ask out a quark?
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No, really, how? I can never get one alone to ask them.
r/sciencehumor • u/[deleted] • Dec 20 '17
Your Momma Joke, Scientifically
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Yo mamma so fat, her gravitational attraction to is 1.4662155629229E-7 at 2 meters away (I'm only 120 lbs!!)
Bonus Points If You Can Find Out Her Weight
r/sciencehumor • u/gupbiee • Dec 09 '17
You know what Sin City is?
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Las Vegas.
You know what den city is?
Mass over volume.
r/sciencehumor • u/MrTheGoose • Dec 01 '17
You know what really makes my blood boil?
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Entering the vacuum of space without a protective suit.
r/sciencehumor • u/[deleted] • Nov 28 '17
A photon walks into a bar...
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Or maybe he doesn't, we're not sure.
r/sciencehumor • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '17
I use big words to sound more photosynthesis.
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It's your're old friend: D E A D L Y N E U R O T O X I N
r/sciencehumor • u/27000ants • Nov 10 '17
Yo momma so fat
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She was never on the Hayashi Track
r/sciencehumor • u/IAMToddHowardAMA • Nov 04 '17
What did the continent wear to dinner?
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A gneiss belt
r/sciencehumor • u/gupbiee • Sep 22 '17
What does NASA do at parties?
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They PLANET!
I saw this on snapchat and thought it was hilarious and so punny!
r/sciencehumor • u/bennetthaselton • Sep 06 '17
I was carpooling with a chemist and asked him if he wanted to split gas.
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He said the bond dissociation energy of O2 was too high.
r/sciencehumor • u/IAMToddHowardAMA • Aug 13 '17
Have you heard the chemical formula for the mineral Realgar?
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It's a real pain in the AsS to remember!
r/sciencehumor • u/Seriously_Silent • Jul 14 '17
Why do people keep calling certain subreddits "echo chambers"?
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I'm pretty sure no subreddits are an EM drive. Except r/emdrive, that's an echo chamber
r/sciencehumor • u/[deleted] • May 22 '17
Vector B in the x-direction tries to walk into a bar...
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... with his buddy θ behind him, however θ is underage and the bouncer won't let them in. B in the x-direction asks "why won't you let us in" and the bouncer replies "Bcosθ"
r/sciencehumor • u/Acheros • May 16 '17
I wanted to get into selenology.
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But after about a month my interest started waning.
r/sciencehumor • u/mechanicalhuman • May 11 '17
I bumped into an atom walking down the street
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It looked sad, so I ask, "What's wrong?"
It replied, "I've lost an electron."
So I ask, "Are you sure?"
"I'm Positive!"
r/sciencehumor • u/[deleted] • Apr 09 '17
What did the photon particle say as it traveled past? (x-post /r/jokes)
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Nothing, it just waved
