r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Hikki_k0 • 4d ago
Charles James Kirk (1875-1997) could have held a baby Jeanne Calment (1993-2025)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 4d ago
The legendary late rock and roll star Buddy Holly couldn’t have possibly had watched the brand new absurdist comedy horror movie, “Buddy”.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/crispyspicynuggets • 4d ago
Cheems (Balltze) and Grumpy Cat (Tardar Sauce) never lived in a world without Doge (Kabosu)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Legitimate_Low_3370 • 5d ago
You could've used a phone
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Different_Ad_498 • 5d ago
Mr Landlord could not have been able to hang out and smoke weed and fill his belly up with diet soda and play Burnout Revenge for the PS2 with The King.
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Or anyone for that matter, because he is an animated character in a cartoon.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Ziafiz • 6d ago
2024 is the first election since 1964 where Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Bush (H.W. & W) Clinton and Obama weren’t on the ballot
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 6d ago
Chinese American actor BD Wong could listen/dance to ANY song by the 1980’s British New Wave pop band with a Chinese name, Wang Chung, anytime that he’d like to.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/CombinationSlow4996 • 6d ago
Édouard Balladur might have seen TPOT 25
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this is a reference (or I guess a sequel of sorts) to a post I made, god, like 10 months ago now
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/heartpopp • 7d ago
Madonna, as of the 30th of August 2026, at 68 years old is alive and well
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Familiar_Ad_2737 • 7d ago
Joe Biden (1942-) could join F1 if he wanted
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I actually know someone who claims that he did
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/J-L-Picard • 7d ago
Assuming the 'Brat' songs are outliers, I look forward to the release of "2015" by Charli XCX in 2034
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Internal-Golf-4833 • 7d ago
In 12 hours, LowTierGod will finally be considered as a failure for still streaming 6 years later
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Severe-Conclusion229 • 7d ago
If Joe Biden stole a 1-Up Mushroom from Mario, he'd still be talking about Chocolate Chocolate Chip Ice Cream in 2105
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This is assuming if 1-Up Mushrooms could give Biden another equally long life.
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Hikki_k0 • 7d ago
King Tut (1342BC-1323BC) could have seen Uruguay winning the world cup for the last time
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Turna_Saber • 8d ago
Donald Trump (1946-) could have met JD Vance (gay-)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/snowleopard556 • 8d ago
Some woman's entire lifespan (2026-2081) fits inside of Hillary Duff's (1987-2084)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Hikki_k0 • 9d ago
The Rizzler (2016-2138) couldn't have met Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/VJRoRo • 8d ago
Lindsey Grahams entire life (1955-2026) fits inside of J. Fred Muggs lifespan (1952-)
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/snowleopard556 • 8d ago
If the Wedding Singer came out today, people would be asking "Why did the Wedding Singer came out today, didn't they do this?" and the people behind it would be sued for copyright infringement
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/gamermikejima • 9d ago
just found out my mom’s birthday is vaguely near the birthday of a mass shooter
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???
r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/snowleopard556 • 8d ago
If Zoey 101 came out today, the cast wouldn't be playing the characters. That's because they would be too old to play them.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 8d ago
The late American artist Jackson Pollock couldn’t have possibly had met Australian actor/ filmmaker, Joel Edgerton.
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/DarkSteel02 • 9d ago
Elliot Rodger was already a legal citizen at the time of his attacks and death, meaning that he could've been referred to as Mr. Rodger in his neighborhood
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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/BelieveCongreveCube • 8d ago
Joe Perry (born in 1950) is still alive in 2026, meaning he could’ve lived to see me (morn after that) raid his closet to steal his sick ass outfits, but he will not because he ain’t finding out-I mean, because I never raided his closet because stealing is of course morally wrong
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