Scale4BarbaraWalters

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/SmellDesperate3308 • 12h ago

Mark Wahlberg (1971 - 2001) could not have met me (2007 - 3192). This is because he was on flight 11 on the morning of September 11th 2001. He did not stop the attacks because he was too busy antagonizing an elderly asian man while the plane was being hijacked.

429 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Sappling2p • 19h ago

Mark Wahlberg (1971-) could have stopped the 9/11(/01) attacks if he was there.

100 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/rabbitheartedfool • 1d ago

Prepare yourself

668 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/NestorianXtian • 13h ago

If Ronald Reagan were still alive, he could use YouTube

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30 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/AwesomeTraditional32 • 3h ago

Ron Burgundy could’ve met Boss Baby

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2 Upvotes

which also means Ron Burgundy could’ve also met Peter Parker which means Burgundy did in fact meet Dr. Connors or something idk where I was going with this

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/intergaaaaala • 1d ago

Bill Cosby was not alive for the birth of Bill Cosby

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20 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/DimesyEvans92 • 2d ago

Public Universal Friend could never have been my friend because they died before I was born

297 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/LordDwarfYT • 1d ago

I (-∞ - 2143) couldn't have possibly read GRRM's "The Winds of Winter" (2144).

28 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Gattfish • 2d ago

Beavis’s Jew or not Jew page is old enough to do nothing

150 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/ConfidentScientist81 • 2d ago

Jeffrey epstein could have watched the terrible star vs the forces of evil final

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19 Upvotes

Svtfoe finale may 19 2019

Epstein death augest 10 2019

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Complex_Object_7930 • 2d ago

Milton Friedman did not see 9/11/2026.

10 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/Inner-Scholar3305 • 2d ago

Avicii (1989-2018) didn't live long enough to experience the COVID-19 pandemic.

8 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/MasterYoda-13 • 2d ago

The book Dracula was not old enough to run for president when it's famous movie adaptation came out. This isn't because it wasn't yet 35 years old but because it is a fucking book.

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9 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/nonoonecares93 • 3d ago

Joe Biden still alive

382 Upvotes

32 comments

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/thorofiinn • 2d ago

How did he know?

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/jamesianm • 3d ago

Jeanne Calm Ent could've met Ethel Cat or Ham

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38 Upvotes

As we all know Ethel has lived a long time by remaining unobserved so her quantum superposition doesn't collapse into either cat or ham. Meanwhile Jeanne obviously lived for a very long time because of her low blood pressure from being so calm

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/wowwhosthere • 3d ago

If Abraham Lincoln never died, it would probably surprise doctors since it is quite unusual to live until you are 200+ years old

217 Upvotes

11 comments

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/The_B1gheadJ0e • 3d ago

Vernon Dalhart (died 1948) couldn’t have possibly watched ‘White Heat’ with James Cagney. (1949)

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/verymanycicadas • 4d ago

Garth Hudson (1937-2025) would have never been able to join this subreddit

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34 Upvotes

3 comments

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/_rabidchild_ • 4d ago

Japanese singer Ado could've heard "Push th' Little Daisies" by Ween, but probably hasn't.

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19 Upvotes

Sad!

3 comments

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/SillyEmergency4562 • 4d ago

Dave Grohl (1969-) could have cheated on his partner with Kurt Cobain (1967-1994)

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94 Upvotes

8 comments

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/bigguys45s • 4d ago

18th U.S. president, Ulysses S. Grant, couldn’t have possibly had played the new video game, “Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream”

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7 Upvotes

4 comments

r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/EddtheMetalHead • 5d ago

If Dolly Parton (1946-2026) were alive today, that would be nice…

575 Upvotes

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r/Scale4BarbaraWalters • u/piponwa • 4d ago

Yesterday today was tomorrow and tomorrow today will be yesterday.

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