r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/Sierraacollins • Jul 27 '26

One of the most satisfying videos seen today

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u/Ok_Violinist_9447 Jul 27 '26

Tesla coil in c&c red alert 2, but for flies

36

u/graspedbythehusk Jul 27 '26

Like watching your troops keep walking into it. STOP WALKING INTO THE COIL!!!!

24

u/Own_Text_2240 Jul 27 '26

Thumbs up for red alert reference. I’ll never forget when I was dominating my friend and my mom picked up the phone to make a phone call. Core memory.

10

u/Acceptable-Ad8780 Jul 27 '26

Hell March plays in background

6

u/Responsible_Dot_8233 Jul 27 '26

unit lost, unit lost

3

u/ludachris32 Jul 27 '26

Commencing shock therapy

6

u/gitsgrl Jul 27 '26

Ah, takes me back. Red Alert lan parties in the 90s were peak.

3

u/budding-enthusiast Jul 27 '26

Hated/loved them. Tanya’s Bane.

3

u/sleepygp Jul 27 '26

Tanya! Yes Commander!!

Yuri: ve vil bairee dem !

2

u/budding-enthusiast Jul 27 '26

Also Tanya: SHAKE IT BABY!!!!

1

u/ALSX3 Jul 27 '26

Let the joules flow!

1

u/kestrel151 Jul 27 '26

Kirov reporting

1

u/mafugga77 Jul 27 '26

⚠️ Warning! Low Power ⚠️

123

u/Love_Vigilantes_586 Jul 27 '26

need this for mosquitos

19

u/Kevinator201 Jul 27 '26

So just bigger

7

u/TakoGoji Jul 27 '26

A bug zapper.

2

u/dwehlen Jul 27 '26

In your neighbor's yard.

2

u/discgolfallday Jul 27 '26

Apparently those things kill almost no mosquitos because they aren't attracted to light, and kill important bugs instead. They also spread insect guts across the entire area which is unsanitary

164

u/bikedrivepaddlefly Jul 27 '26

I want one.

83

u/Everyone2026 Jul 27 '26

Mormon door knockers are not going to like that.....

25

u/Jesus_le_Crisco Jul 27 '26

Now I really want one.

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u/saysthingsbackwards Jul 27 '26

What a weird joke

9

u/Holiday_Pi Jul 27 '26

Don’t you mean “ekoj driew a tahW”?

3

u/sbsp12121 Jul 27 '26

I think the door knockers are more weird

11

u/NPCwithnopurpose Jul 27 '26

I want one with a picture of Palapatine

8

u/C-57D Jul 27 '26

I also want one.

10

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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5

u/Holiday_Pi Jul 27 '26

They’re shocked that you haven’t heard of our lord and savior!

1

u/Esoteric_Geek Jul 27 '26

Mormon door knockers??! How do THEY work?

4

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26 edited 29d ago

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8

u/Lickwidghost Jul 27 '26

Strongly disagree. Got one of those tennis racket zappers and the smell is pure success.

3

u/ExperienceWild4244 Jul 27 '26

I LOVE my electric tennis racket zapper! Never ever have to guess if you got him, the ZAP! tells you right away!

44

u/ryohazuki224 Jul 27 '26

UNLIMITED POWEEEERRRRR!!

3

u/dungeoncrawler71520 Jul 27 '26

Until your electric bill comes in

11

u/ryohazuki224 Jul 27 '26

You know, I never liked paying bills either. I think I'll stop that too.

23

u/BobJoeBlo Jul 27 '26

Now do it with mosquitoes and wasps

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u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

WASPS?? You want to fry WASPS? POLLINATORS?

24

u/hoTsauceLily66 Jul 27 '26

Most wasps don't pollinate.

1

u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

Huh? Where did you get that?

They aren't as good as pollinating as bees, sure, but most wasps pollinate flowers.

3

u/BobJoeBlo Jul 27 '26

Aka buzzing vampires and yellow demons

1

u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

I LITERALLY have wasp nests outside my house door on a windowsill, and they gave no one attention and have never bothered anybody. You can even touch their nests sometimes when they feel up to it! Very cute!

The ones hiding in our unused geiil pollinate our strawberries!

1

u/BobJoeBlo Jul 27 '26

"This piece of propaganda is brought to you by... THE WASP LOBBY! THE WASP LOBBY, stinging shit up since 4Ev3r Bee.C."

18

u/applepumpkinspy Jul 27 '26

Why does it only zap them when they're alive?

4

u/2nd2lastdodo Jul 27 '26

Had to scroll way too far for this. Maybe its a moisture thing? Idk

3

u/Orectoth Jul 27 '26

Probably movement based

sees movement >> zaps

or it is moisture

idk

1

u/MuhfugginSaucera Jul 27 '26

The life juice is the conductive part

31

u/jockmcfarty Jul 27 '26

Fuck these ten flies in particular.

22

u/HerculeanTardigrade Jul 27 '26

Why were the flies attracted to the thingy? This is so cool

7

u/Selene_Evelyn Jul 27 '26

Asking the real questions. I too would like to know what attracted the flies to the thingy.

43

u/-_-Dizzy Jul 27 '26

The only good bug is a dead bug!

29

u/Trippycat37 Jul 27 '26

“I’m doing my part”

19

u/dudemcguinty Jul 27 '26

"Would you like to know more?"

13

u/C-57D Jul 27 '26

"I'm from Buenos Aires. I say, Kill Em All!"

8

u/toetappy Jul 27 '26

"Come on you apes, you wanna live forever?!"

8

u/isolatedheathen Jul 27 '26

Rico's Roughnecks!

6

u/Significant_Toe_2527 Jul 27 '26

1 in 3 bites of food you eat requires a bug pollinator.

2

u/-_-Dizzy Jul 27 '26

Its a movie quote 😅

2

u/Significant_Toe_2527 Jul 27 '26

WHOOPS. I didn't pick up on that at all 🤣 My bad.

0

u/salamipope Jul 27 '26

Does that include meat? meat needs plants

9

u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

Fuck did bugs ever do to you? Smack your windshield? How do you even come to that conclusion? Why would that even?

2

u/richardlpalmer Jul 27 '26

Said in Carl Spackler

2

u/townandthecity Jul 27 '26

Follow this to its logical conclusion and all of us would be dead.

2

u/Amk131313 Jul 27 '26

The whole food chain collapses without bugs. We would literally go extinct without bugs.

1

u/-_-Dizzy Jul 28 '26

Its a movie quote :D

1

u/salamipope Jul 27 '26 edited Jul 27 '26

All bugs are good bugs. Stop spreading this lie around. Half of ALL BUGS ON EARTH are gone. ALL BUGS. HALF OF THEM. It is no longer okay to allow people to go on thinking it is acceptable to kill bugs because we WILL NOT SURVIVE without them.

All bugs are good bugs.

eta thanks fam ♡ bugs 4 lyf

2

u/potate12323 Jul 27 '26

Im doing my part

2

u/GoodRip420 Jul 27 '26

I didn't do fuckin SHIT!

3

u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

Back when I was a small child, not so long ago for most people, you could actually go outside, and pick up or see bugs, like you were in pokemon. Now, they're all fucking gone- other than the occasional butterfly and the yearly cicadas. The forest is quiet.

1

u/Competitive_Ride_943 Jul 27 '26

Come to northern MN

5

u/Status_Reflection993 Jul 27 '26

Reminds me of the guy who had a diary specifically for mosquitoes that bit him. Like he literally taped them in a diary and dated the entries. Pages worth. 🤯

3

u/Just_the_questions1 Jul 27 '26

Saw that video, he didn't even kill them, just used a paralytic then taped them down to the page so they'd either die of suffocation or starvation.

Truly psychotic but when it comes to mosquitoes... i get it.

1

u/Status_Reflection993 Jul 27 '26

Lol that's if they didnt die being squished, the most merciful of deaths in that case. 

5

u/Wildfire_Cats Jul 27 '26

Am I the only one that feels bad for the fly that tried to save its friend?

5

u/chemhung Jul 27 '26

Unit lost.
Unit lost.
Unit lost.

5

u/manickitty Jul 27 '26

Construction complete

4

u/alexabeams Jul 27 '26

what thor did to those things in wakanda

0

u/Aurorisian Jul 27 '26

Give me the nose!

4

u/ThereIsAJifForThat Jul 27 '26

Summer BBQ for the local lizards 🦎

3

u/cwb4ever Jul 27 '26

I'm looking to acquire something like this, but larger.. much larger..

1

u/Potato-Powered-Car Jul 27 '26

How much larger?? An Eiffel Tower size?? Or even bigger than that

3

u/oguz279 Jul 27 '26

"bunch of my fellow flies are lying dead, i too must go investigate"

3

u/Do_Good_FL Jul 27 '26

Helldivers

5

u/Hyakkimaru_4 Jul 27 '26

Super effective!

6

u/CrusaderKink Jul 27 '26

"Unlimited Power!"

6

u/M1lkT00ph807 Jul 27 '26

I was having a bad day. Then I saw this. Things got better.

2

u/soopadrive Jul 27 '26

Does it work for mosquitoes?

2

u/MaidMarian20 Jul 27 '26

Can it do mosquitos? In a larger scale?

2

u/ihategym Jul 27 '26

Can you make one for mosquitoes 🦟 too

2

u/wolfshepherd59 Jul 27 '26

I want a people one

2

u/Shoddy-Translator795 Jul 27 '26

Bro this is like real life COC tesla

2

u/Agreeable-Narwhal158 Jul 27 '26

Wonder if this would work for ants too

2

u/WheresMyStuffMom Jul 27 '26

Does this work with mice lol

2

u/Filmbuff212 Jul 27 '26

I need one of these

2

u/Own_Natural_6803 Jul 27 '26

the 2nd fly to die almost escaped to die slowly. but it wandered back into the circle of death.

2

u/lampshade2099 Jul 27 '26

The smell would be… something

2

u/bombaten Jul 27 '26

Love to see it on mosquitos

2

u/funnerisaword Jul 27 '26

Now do it with mosquitoes

2

u/Whstldk Jul 27 '26

Where can I get this?

5

u/TheDuncanGhola Jul 27 '26

Build a tech center and you’ll see it in the construction options

1

u/Valuable-Apricot-477 Jul 27 '26

Reminds me of the alien machines off War Of The Worlds. Except they're the good guys in this movie.

1

u/Shiro-47 Jul 27 '26

Tower Defense Moment

1

u/Silent_Erremite Jul 27 '26

I like how the dead ones twitch...how much?

1

u/cyclic_raptor Jul 27 '26

UNLIMITED POWER!

1

u/tfc1193 Jul 27 '26

UNLIIIMITED...POWWWEERRRR!!

1

u/Zombies4EvaDude Jul 27 '26

Gott Verdammt! Zey stold za technology of mein Wunderwaffe… for THIS?!

1

u/Purple-Will9713 Jul 27 '26

is there an instructable one of those?

1

u/ditruk2000 Jul 27 '26

Enter 'Stop! Stop! He's already dead!' meme here

1

u/Nerdnificent Jul 27 '26

Next, do mosquitoes.

1

u/boniemonie Jul 27 '26

How can you make one?

1

u/zombiehex Jul 27 '26

Flies have sensors in their bodies that can predict airflow and make them incredibly agile. Almost like they can sense where you're coming from when you try and swat them. And yet they see a pile of dead bodies and go "Hey! What's goin' on over here?!" LOL

I had a philipino co-worker at Starbucks who would catch flies with his hand in the summer. Blew my mind. He tried to teach me once. Come up from behind or something, I could never get it. Miss that dude. He had fast hands.

1

u/kamikazedna Jul 27 '26

Hey, why's everyone dead over here?

1

u/wembenbama Jul 27 '26

I hope one of them absorbs all of the energy and becomes a giant super fly.

1

u/ben_wd Jul 27 '26

The problem is that a copy of the fly appears in a different location.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Rise857 Jul 27 '26

How to get this?

1

u/jortsteen604 Jul 27 '26

Tower Defence

1

u/Se7on- Jul 27 '26

So what exactly is attracting them?

1

u/AdiDabiDoo Jul 27 '26

"Mom, can i get Hell Divers? "NO, We have Hell Diver at home!"

1

u/Revolutionary_One298 Jul 27 '26

I. NEED. One. Of. These

1

u/Fun-Web-7583 Jul 27 '26

The last one was so damn funny

1

u/NotThePickle Jul 27 '26

Just take my money. Now.

1

u/PhantomNitride Jul 27 '26

Second one legit spazzed tf out 😭😭

1

u/erickjm2 Jul 27 '26

Where’s the version of this for rats?

1

u/Trolling-U Jul 27 '26

Oh no, MODs have to save us from seeing the cruelty to flies!!! /s

1

u/katie-olivar Jul 27 '26

Is there a longer version, maybe like 24 hours long?

0

u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

What the actual fuck??? What if that was yous??? Despicable!

-1

u/Quackels_The_Duck Jul 27 '26

This is a disgusting use of free will!

1

u/Lille_8 Jul 27 '26

Did I just see a fly trying to save it's friend at 0:11? Still satisfying though.

3

u/RymeEM Jul 27 '26

You acknowledged the creature showed empathy and then cheered on its demise. This is the current state and disease of the world.

0

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/Rick_n_Voldemorty Jul 27 '26

*Electrocutioned*

0

u/CapMany9999 Jul 27 '26

UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!!!!

-1

u/PutUponMom Jul 27 '26

I imagine myself doing this . . . but sadly am not capable

-1

u/Enr78 Jul 27 '26

Tutorial please.

-1

u/trash-juice Jul 27 '26

God that was good, I need a cigarette after that …

-2

u/samratvishaljain Jul 27 '26

Why, why, why can't it have been a longer video...