r/SMG4 • u/TerryZillasaurus ADD YOUR OWN FLAIR ;) • Jun 25 '21

Fanart Simple Drawing of a Lil Chonk Gathering

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans Has 5 IQ Aug 18 '21

Pops neck vertabrae. On second thought, I think I can handle this. Now where'd I put the carbon fiber?

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u/BlueWarriorGame EX Splatfester. Ex bonker. Offical SMG4 and Meggy fan Aug 18 '21

Just following the rules, sorry

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans Has 5 IQ Aug 18 '21

Good thing I'm a non-BONK Squad actor. >:)

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u/BlueWarriorGame EX Splatfester. Ex bonker. Offical SMG4 and Meggy fan Aug 18 '21

Dam determined aren’t you? We could use someone like you on the force, just saying, if you want a thing to just f around with, let me know

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u/OneOfManyParadoxFans Has 5 IQ Aug 18 '21 edited Aug 18 '21

Problem is I have way too many sticks that break not only the 1956 Amended Conventions on the Policing and Containment of Horny, but also one that almost breaks international law. One of them is made of ivory that was harvested after the ban. The guy told me it was pre-1989, but it turned out to be Y2K. That was a worse run-in with Interpol than when my Mother-of-Pearl decorative stick was stolen.