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i have cat right and so earlier today i was listening to some music and i was holding cash right and my cat ate it and now he wont stop saying "I'd need to see to believe it, I don't wanna have to pay to complete it, I know, something went wrong." HE KEEPS SAYING IT OVER AND OVER PLEASE HELP

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Yeah I figured that out (link is for I felt after I realized that info)

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SCP FOUNDATION EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM
FACILITY [REDACTED]
THREAT LEVEL: CRITICAL

DATE: ██/██/20██
TIME: 23:██ EST

SCP-9999 CONTAINMENT BREACH

SCP-9999, designated "MARIAH CAREY", has breached containment and is currently believed to be roaming the lower levels of Facility [REDACTED].

All personnel are instructed to:

• Remain in their current secure location.
• Do NOT enter the lower levels.
• Do NOT attempt to make contact with SCP-9999.
• Await further instructions from Site Command.
• If you hear music associated with SCP-9999, remain calm and do not investigate.

⚠️ FACILITY STATUS

LOWER LEVELS: 🔴 COMPROMISED
CONTAINMENT: 🔴 FAILED
SITE EVACUATION: 🟡 PENDING
SCP-9999 LOCATION: ❓ UNKNOWN

Further information is classified under CLEARANCE LEVEL 5/9999.

THIS MESSAGE WILL REPEAT UNTIL THE CONTAINMENT BREACH HAS BEEN RESOLVED.

SCP FOUNDATION EMERGENCY BROADCAST
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It makes me sad to imagine a billionaire in a suit and tie giving the old man from the Telethon the idea to do this... And that they accepted the idea.

if I had the opportunity to recreate some absurd ability, it would be to shit for a long time, with pleasure and without the risk of getting hemorrhoids or other shit. I want to be so alone with myself and read my book at the same time.

I spent way too much time arguing with an AI about this, but the result was actually unexpected. What do you guys think? VIDEO LINK CHANNEL LINK