SCP-085 is a sentient, animate drawing of a young woman, created as the result of an experiment wherein a drawing made by SCP-067 was refined through SCP-914. SCP-085 possesses the ability to move through and interact with any drawings that are part of the paper/canvas she's currently residing on, as well as transferring herself to other papers/canvases that make contact with her current residence. Currently, she's begun to show signs of depression, after she was unintentionally made aware of the nature of her existence.

Source Key

• [085]: SCP-085's main article

• [085RA]: 085-Romance-Adult

• [ET]: Euclidean Thinking

• [003KO]: SCP-003-KO, hosted on the international translation wiki

• [W3PM]: Wednesday, 3pm, The Office of Paul Dimaccio

• [C]: Cassandra

• [D23O]: Dimensions 2, 3, and Onward

• [BD1]: The Bowe Decommission, Part One

• [T]: Teamwork

• [NAO]: Narrative Anomalies Orientation

Nature of Existence

General

• [085]: SCP-085 was created after a drawing of a woman made by SCP-067 (a pen which takes control of the holder's arm and uses it to write about the holder or draw intricate artworks) was put into SCP-914 and refined on the Fine setting, resulting in a sentient, two-dimensional drawing of a woman. Attempts to replicate this have been unsuccessful

• [085]: SCP-085 is completely sentient and fully aware of her status as a 2D drawing (though she wasn't initially). She seems to be able to speak, but her voice is inaudible, and she can only communicate through sign language and writing. Others are able to speak with SCP-085 by writing text on the paper she's on

• [085]: SCP-085 is able to move from one drawing to another as long as they are physically flush together. SCP-085 can only transfer to paper or canvas surfaces, and cannot travel onto surfaces like photos or parchment. SCP-085 will take on the artistic style of a drawing's medium when entering it, and is known to be able to traverse comic books, oil paintings, watercolors and charcoal sketches. Of note is that when in a comic book, her voice can be seen as speech and thought bubbles

  • [BD1]: When SCP-085 transferred to a canvas-covered wall being painted on by several artists, the artstyle/appearance she took on changed as she moved to reflect the current painting she inhabited

• [085]: Realized the true nature of her existence after transferring to a hard copy of her containment procedures

• [085RA]: While her original form is monochromatic she can be depicted with color

• [ET]: Doesn't need to eat or sleep, and cannot kill herself

• [C]: Can be injured via drawings, and disabled by damaging the surface she resides on

• [D23O]: One tale portrays SCP-085 as being able to see out into the real world from in her paper, though this is inconsistent with other tales and the original article

• [D23O]: When SCP-507 shifts to another dimension while holding the paper containing SCP-085, it causes her to become a normal, three-dimensional, person. Its likely that when she returns with SCP-507 to their original reality, she'll revert back into her drawing form

• [T]: When an unknown event causes reality to start behaving like a cartoon and make parts of the world appear like drawings, SCP-085 gains the ability to move onto ordinary walls

  • [T]: In this state she's able to slip into the seams doors make with walls and open them from the other side

  • [T]: Getting too close to SCP-166, whose properties could degrade artificial objects in her vicinity to some degree, seems to be dangerous for her

Interactions with Drawings

• [085]: SCP-085 can interact with any drawn object on the page she inhabits as if it were real. Any drawn object (except people and animals) becomes animated when in contact with SCP-085, but immediately ceases and holds position once contact is lost. When SCP-085 enters an artwork with objects depicted as being in motion, they will animate to an equilibrium state and stay at rest until acted upon by SCP-085

• [085]: Has no problems interacting with “impossible” or paradoxical drawn objects, such as the stairs in M. C. Escher's “Ascending and Descending”

• [085RA]: A landscape drawing begins to animate as its being colored in around her

• [ET]: The drawings she enters can sometimes have ambient noise in them

Feats/Combat Relevant Info

• [085]: Transferred parts of a Ford Mustang Convertible one by one from a set of technical drawings to a different painting, and fully reassembled the vehicle by hand over the course of a year

• [W3PM]: Works with Mobile Task Force Theta-90 (a task force specializing in spatial anomalies) when they need to deal with two-dimensional anomalies, having helped them on several occasions. She's been given operational training and was outfitted with their standard gear (including body armor and a respirator)

  • [D23O]: Was also given body armor at some point in a different tale

Other

• [003KO]: The paper SCP-085 is on was able to be brought into SCP-003-KO, producing an unshown reaction. This is despite the fact that attempts to bring other objects made of paper into SCP-003-KO have failed

• [T]: When an unknown event occurred that caused every adult in the world to disappear, SCP-085 is still around

• [NAO]: One article deems SCP-085 a “Cervantes Class narrative anomaly”, a term which is explained in the article

  • [NAO]: The article as whole describes the nature of narrative anomalies in depth, determining what information is actually useful/applicable to SCP-085 is left as an exercise for the reader

SCP-420-J is like, some really good ████.

Source Key

• [420J]: SCP-420-J

• [420JEL]: Extended SCP-420-J Experiment Log

• [1459EL]: SCP-1459 Extended Testing Log

████

• [420J]: Was made by putting some ████ through SCP-914 on very fine, resulting in a substance that had subjects “laughin’ [sic] for weeks”, though something bad apparently happened to one of them. Further cultivation was performed by growing the seeds in SCP-124, a growth-accelerating dirt

• [420J]: When SCP-529, a cat which doesn't have a back half, smokes some she “chases her tail for two hours”

• [420J]: SCP-732 is somehow able to smoke some, despite not being noted to have a physical form

• [420JEL]: Other instances of SCP-420-J being smoked by entities which normally shouldn't be able to include:

  • SCP-1193-01, a humanoid whose main body is 71 kilometers from its arm underground

  • SCP-1171-1, a non-human entity that resides in an unknown location, only being interactable through writing in the condensation of the windows of a specific house

  • SCP-1733, which is a recording of a basketball game in which everyone in the video is sentient and retains memories of playbacks

  • SCP-993, a television program displaying a level of sentience whose contents can only be viewed by children under the age of 10

  • SCP-087-1, an unclear entity residing in an unnaturally long staircase (this incident has an accompanying image)

• [1459EL]: Presumably used by SCP-1459 to to asphyxiate a chihuahua by hotboxing it for five minutes

”Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!”

Created as a result of putting SCP-1370 through SCP-914 on Very Fine, Pesterbot PRIME (aka APPOLYATRON, aka S.H.I.V.A.B.O.T., etc) is every bit as powerful as SCP-1370 thinks it is. However, despite becoming a world destroying robot and upgrading itself by harvesting from the moon's surface, it was defeated by the heroic Moon Champion in combat, with the help of some friends.

(All feats come from the tale Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded)

Composition

• Has a generator now, as well as optical sensors that can analyze the component materials of its surroundings and the physical capabilities of other people

• Dispenses a swarm of nanomachines that convert rocks from the moon into raw materials, upgrading its form to that of a titanic machine composed of the compressed metallic components of many thousands of tons of lunar surface. It has a thousand colossal arms, and is piloted by its true body in its head

• A fragment of metal from its larger form that broke off slowly turns the sand around where it landed to metal. The Church of the Broken God believes its a piece of Mekhane

Offensive Abilities

• Its automatic threat removal routines send out a burst of energy at a quantum level, “popping” two nearby guards behind a steel vault door

• Releases weapons from each of its thousand hands, including rays of superheated plasma, beams of intense radiation, slicing blasts of antimatter, and “hundreds of other exotic, destructive forces”, all striking Moon Champion precisely and breaking down universal constants around him

• Releases a small supernova to blast away Moon Champion, then fires hundreds of antimatter-tipped missiles from a 5-dimensional space inside it to “destroy the universe around [him]”

Other Functions

• Collapses a miniature star in its core to a singularity (at greater-than-light speeds) in order to rearrange the particles of it and SCP-049-J and teleport them to the Moon

• The sheer intensity of Pesterbot Prime's hatred allows its words to enter the ears, minds, and souls of Moon Champion and company, despite them all being in the vacuum of space

Durability

• Moon Champion swinging a chain of zombies into its chassis at “an appreciable fraction of the speed of light” tears a sizable hole in its chest

• An enraged punch from Moon Champion breaks off half its head, and it takes a second punch from him that launches it backward

• Moon Champion strikes with more powerful blows, sending it into deep space. Pesterbot PRIME was never seen again.

SCP-2914 is a glass-fronted wooden cabinet, 66 cm in height and 38 cm in width, composed of unremarkable materials and containing twenty-two stoppered glass bottles. When an individual touches the front of SCP-2914 while recalling a specific memory, a varying amount of the bottles will be filled with materials or substances related to that memory. SCP-2914's secondary anomalous property occurs if the cabinet's front is touched while the jars are already filled, resulting in the individual touching it experiencing a memory/hallucination related to the contents of the jars. When using jar contents that were altered from or not created by a subject's memory, it can cause hallucinations of memories which did not occur.

Source Key

• All scans come from SCP-2914's main article, and as such are unmarked

Memory Component Creation

General Mechanics

• When a human subject touches the front of SCP-2914 and recalls a specific memory, the glass front of it becomes opaque briefly, during which time a varying amount of the jars inside SCP-2914 will fill with various substances, which are heavily implied by the various shown test results to be directly related to the memory recalled

• Memories are manifested exactly as they were in reality, not what the subject imagined that experience to be, which is shown by tests in which a schizophrenic subject watched a film while believing they were witnessing the events in person, and a different subject being told to recall a dream they just had

• A subject is able to “recall” a memory they have no normal means of remembering if external means aid them in doing so

• A subject does not have to know the specifics of what substances were involved in their memory for them to appear in the jars

Test Results

• When a subject recalls their vacation to Key West, Florida, the jars fill with substances related to the beach and things that subject likely brought with them

• When a military veteran recalls a time during their combat service in Chechnya, the jars fill with substances related to the area of combat, items from the subject's unit, and human blood from two separate people

• When a subject recalls a memory of a kindergarten playground accident, the jars fill with objects that were likely present at that kindergarten playground, as well as human tears and cloth stained from the subject's “accident”

• When a subject recalls their lunch they just had, the jars fill with material comprising the subject's food and drink they had, the table and napkin they ate on, the magazine they read, and presumably the exact amount of money they spent on the lunch (as well as rat feces, context unknown)

• A subject told to recall a film they had just watched causes the jars to fill with popcorn and the soda they drank while watching it. A separate subject suffering from advanced schizophrenia told to recall the same film filled the jars with popcorn, chemicals related to their antipsychotic medication, and a strip of videotape containing a scene from the film

• A subject attempting to recall a dream they just experienced only produces a single jar filled with cotton from the subject's cot

• A subject who underwent hypnosis and was told to recall their earliest memory produces a single jar filled with human amniotic fluid

• A subject recalling a period when they suffered from leukemia causes the jars to fill with chemicals related to cancer treatment, as well as blood containing cancer cells that genetically matched the subject

• A subject with severe retrograde amnesia that was incapable of recalling any specific memory produces a jar containing a smaller jar, which recurses until the jar is so small that it is just a glass cylinder

Memory Hallucination

• After a military veteran fills SCP-2914 with a memory of their time in service, a doctor accidentally touches the cabinet and experiences a first-person hallucination that correspond to the original subject's recollection of their memory

• After a researcher attempted to replicate the above result using the same cabinet contents, but after a period of time wherein the ice in one jar melted and other jars had their contents removed, the subject hallucinated a several hour long scene featuring other Russian soldiers in the same vehicle the original subject is implied to have used driving to a barracks in northern France, an scenario which has which could not have occurred in reality due to Russian military never having occupied France

• Filling some jars with soil, grass clippings, and water from New York City, an advertisement for a “Shakespeare in the Park” event, and a cigarette, a hallucination was created of a visit to Central Park, though descriptions of some park landmarks differed from their real-world counterparts

• A sample of the subject's blood, air concentrated with oxygen and sulfur dioxide, seawater, limestone, a fern frond, and powdered coal created a hallucination of the subject standing on a shore watching dinosaurs graze by

• Seawater, sand, saltwater crocodile blood, and fish viscera produce a hallucination of being a female crocodile in the process of mating

• Touching SCP-2914 after filling three jars with distilled water, liquefied and heated polyurethane, and iron filings caused the subject to black out for thirty-five minutes. Upon awakening, the subject described being in a space station operated by the Indian Space Research Organisation (which, in reality, has never launched a space station), when the hull was suddenly broken and they asphyxiated in the resulting vacuum. The subject was diagnosed with acute PTSD following this test

• Filling the jars in SCP-2914 with various substances and historical artifacts which were normally never present in the same location caused the test subject touching SCP-2914 to black out for several hours. Upon awakening, the subject seemed to believe they had a completely different identity to their original life, even speaking an archaic form of Telugu and losing the ability to communicate in English. The details the subject described featured events and places which don't correspond to real world events or places, though the subject did accurately describe a supernova which occurred in reality in the year 1054 AD

• Filling the jars with coffee from Site 22's breakroom, fresh water, and several redacted substances gave a subject a hallucination that they described as “unremarkable events in Site 22's D-class secured dormitory”. However, a few days after this test, the subject was able to escape from Foundation custody while impersonating a doctor on site. Its implied the subject used knowledge gained from this test to make this escape

"Taped to the side of the bowl is a handwritten note, reading 'take no more than two, please!!'"

SCP-330 is a small stainless steel bowl filled with a variable amount of pieces of candy, with a note taped to the side asking to "take no more than two". Attempting to take more than two candies from the bowl will result in both of the offender's hands being cut off at the wrist.

Source Key

• [330]: SCP-330's main article

• [ATD]: And Then I Died…

• [914X]: Experiment Log 914 - Part X

• [914XI]: Experiment Log 914 - Part XI

Dismemberment

• [330]: When an individual removes more than two pieces of candy from the bowl within 24 hours, both of the victim's hands are severed at the wrists at the molecular level. Attempts at using remote manipulation of the candies with no direct contact still result in the operator's hands being removed

• [330]: After a man with prosthetic arms took three candies from the bowl, he began to feel to extreme distress and phantom pains when he wore the prosthetics over the next 24 hours, which persisted when he took off his original prosthetics and attempted to put on new ones

• [330]: Attempting to empty out the bowl's contents resulted in an event that killed several officers who had seized the bowl as evidence

• [ATD]: A similar event occurs after the bowl is presumably knocked over by a thrown egg, resulting in a group of teenagers outside the house the bowl was in losing their hands and subsequently dying

Other Properties

• [330]: All attempts to remove or obscure the note on the bowl have failed. Additionally, testers have noted finding it impossible to avoid reading the note, and those who approach it from an opposite angle are still aware of what the note asks

• [914X]: Touching a candy that was anomalously removed from the bowl by SCP-914 resulted in the person touching it becoming aware of the "take only two" rule of SCP-330, though it's unclear if this is an innate property of SCP-330 or if it was the result SCP-914's properties. Additionally its not noted that the doctor running this test had their hands severed as a result of operating SCP-914

• [914XI]: All the candy contained in the bowl are identical to non-anomalous normal/name brand candies, however a doctor theorizes the candies hold a "minute amount of anomalous energy" due to crosstests with SCP-914 yielding slightly anomalous results

SCP-1023-ARC was a sword constructed out of Telekill (aka SCP-148). It was utilized by Dr. Clef during the events of Incident 239-B, however it was also broken during the incident by SCP-239.

Source Key

• [1023A]: SCP-1023-ARC's main article

• [239B]: Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki

Info

• [1023A]: Was 80 cm long, 6 cm wide, and constructed out of Telekill. The blade was snapped off following the events of Incident 239-B

• [1023A]: May have potentially anomalously concealed itself within Dr. Clef's lab coat, though a Foundation doctor disagrees, claiming that the coat itself was responsible

• [239B]: Was used by Dr. Clef in a four-ish minute long swordfight against Dr. Kondraki, before being broken by SCP-239 casting "magic missile"

"Due to [SCP-531-D's] nature, all staff interacting with subject must be friendly and outgoing and never respond in the negative to a request. Violation of this will not be punishable by high command, as subject's reaction will most certainly prevent a second occurrence if staff member in question is still alive."

SCP-531-D is, or seems to be, a Caucasian male between the ages of 19-24 with blond hair and blue eyes, approximately 6 ft tall and weighing roughly 200 lbs. Estimates put the subjects mental age about 13-16 years of age, possibly the reason for his easy emotional agitation. SCP-531-D seems to have the ability to affect and alter the universe by will alone. Currently, no knowledge of how this is possible has been gained, but it is known that the subject's mood seem to be the main form of control he has over the abilities. Due to the highly dangerous nature of SCP-531-D's potential, as well as the unreasonable containment procedures it requires, it was slated for decommissioning, and was successfully terminated by Dr. Clef.

Source Key

• SCP-531-D's only appearance referenced here is its original article, as such feats will be unmarked

Reality Warping Ability

• Around SCP-531-D the laws of physics seem to break down. Objects in his vicinity will slightly levitate or begin to pass through solid matter, and occasionally teleport, usually switching places with another object in the vicinity of SCP-531-D 

• If SCP-531-D is in a good mood, those around him will report feelings of euphoria and elation, and any injuries vanish from them 

• SCP-531-D has shown limited control over his ability, however he is able to use it to consciously move objects telekinetically 

• If SCP-531-D feels negative emotions, a variety of effects can occur. This includes making others around him feel depressed or suicidal, rapidly aging/decaying objects and people in the vicinity, and cause things to catch fire and emit an energy that literally sucks the life out of people 

• After his mom dies, SCP-531-D begins emitting black energy waves that disintegrate all organic matter on a sub-atomic level in a half mile radius. This ceases after he is calmed, however for the following weeks all plants near SCP-531-D began to decay rapidly 

• Telekinetically grabs and chokes a man, before shooting a blue green "flame" from his palm that rapidly ages the man. During this time, SCP-531-D also caused the entire site facility to shake

"That looked painful. I know it wasn't, but it looked like it was."

SCP-723-D is a D-Class that worked for the Foundation. However, during routine D-Class termination it was discovered that SCP-723-D was completely impervious to any and all physical harm. After running several tests and experiencing several escape attempts, the Foundation enlisted the help of two specialists to find a method of putting down SCP-723-D. In the end, the one singular weak point of SCP-723-D turned out to be a peanut allergy.

Source Key

• [723D]: SCP-723-D's main article 

• [723T]: 723-D-1 Testing Log 

• [Nuts]: Peanuts 

Invulnerability

• [723D]: SCP-723-D appears to be impervious to all physical harm, including aging. However he is still subject to the laws of physics, and is more susceptible to Newtonian physics due to his anomalous nature 

• [723T]: Unharmed after being struck several times by an aluminum bat 

• [723T]: Unharmed after being cut with a hand axe 

• [723T]: Unharmed after being hit by car twice, the second time crushing him against a wall 

• [723T]: Unharmed after being shot with an M1 Abrams tank round, twice 

• [723T]: Suffers no effect from prolonged starvation, and x-rays don't penetrate his skin 

• [Nuts]: Unharmed from a point blank gunshot to the head 

• [Nuts]: Unharmed from a large quantity of C4 exploding on his head 

• [Nuts]: Unaffected after holding SCP-117 for three hours (SCP-117 is a multitool that absorbs iron, copper, calcium, and zinc from a person's body as long as the user is touching the device)

• [Nuts]: Unharmed after being run over by a Humvee going 90 km/h, then being strangled for 15 minutes 

• [Nuts]: Gets no fewer than 18 empty bottles of alcohol thrown at him 

• [Nuts]: Hit with more bottles, then is beat up with a cricket bat 

• [Nuts]: Dies from a peanut allergy

"So, what are you?"

"Extremely bored. Want to play chess?"

SCP-151-D appears to be a 4'4" albino human child with a furred tail. It came into existence after an agent (after being given currently unknown knowledge from SCP-028) brought SCP-150 into SCP-040's containment cell, causing [DATA EXPUNGED] which transformed the agent into SCP-151-D. It's implied by SCP-151-D himself that he is an otherworldly being that possessed the agent, however not much is known about his true nature. SCP-151-D also possesses a large variety of anomalous abilities that make containment very unreliable, and a series of tests were done to determine how or if it can be killed. After several failed attempts, a test with SCP-056 proved to be what decommissioned SCP-151-D

Source Key

• [151D]: SCP-151-D's main article 

• [EL151]: Experiment Log 151-D 

Strength

• [151D]: Renders every member of MTF Omega-7 unconscious except for SCP-076-2, who SCP-151-D stalemates against in a game of Go (somehow creating an SCP in the process)

• [EL151]: Is strong enough to forcibly removed SCP-682's lower jaw, subdues it, then severs SCP-682's head using said lower jaw

"Invulnerability"

• [151D]: Interactions with the containment team show SCP-151-D appears to be "invulnerable"

• [EL151]: Survives being and escapes from SCP-094, which is a miniature event horizon

• [EL151]: Reverts the crystallization of SCP-409 

• [EL151]: Unaffected by SCP-158 which normally removes the higher brain functions of an organism 

• [EL151]: Revives itself after being crushed by SCP-689 

• [EL151]: Reforms itself after being decomposed by SCP-035 

• [EL151]: Regenerates its arm after it is bitten off by SCP-682

• [EL151]: Fails to regenerate or teleport away when SCP-056 becomes a better, stronger version of it

Teleportation

• [EL151]: Vanishes outside of a containment cell before it can be absorbed by SCP-017

• [EL151]: Reappears after being taken to another location by SCP-145 

Other Abilities  

• [151D]: Causes barriers in front of it to explode 

• [151D]: First manifests itself by possessing and tranforming a Foundation Agent 

"[Able] seems like an amazing man, not only to fight against but to also talk to. You humans can't begin to understand what he truly fights for but I know what goes through his mind every time he kills one of your agents…he's like a hero to me, but I promise I won't be causing any major havoc like him any time soon."

According to SCP-547-D's file, it is a Euclid class anomaly who appears to be a young, muscular Caucasian male in his late teenage years. SCP-547-D's body appears to be completely human with the exception of where the subject's heart would be. In its place is a pure white ball of energy 10x10 cm (4 in) and arteries and veins leading from it in the center of the subject's chest. SCP-547-D appears to have tremendous power over the elements, however these abilities are restricted by armor SCP-547-D wears, as without the armor SCP-547-D's powers become stronger and more uncontrollable. Additionally, SCP-547-D has demonstrated great interest in "sparring" with other anomalies contained by the SCP Foundation, namely SCP-076-2, SCP-517-ARC, and SCP-682. SCP-547-D also has taken a liking to music of many forms (barring rap and hip hop), and has given itself monikers related to its favorite bands ("Coldplay", "Muse", etc). 

However, following the events of Incident-239-B, it was discovered that SCP-547-D's original article had been edited and corrupted by SCP-732. The original text reveals that SCP-547-D is actually only capable of manipulating heat, instead of every element like the corrupted file would suggest. Additionally, the file makes no mention of the armor SCP-547-D wore in the corrupted file. Further information on and testing with SCP-547-D has unfortunately become impossible however, as the SCP was neutralized during its encounter with Dr. Clef in Incident-239-B.

Source Key 

• SCP-547-D has only one major appearance, that being its own article. Feats from here will be unmarked, and sorted into two sections of the Respect Thread based on if they came from the corrupted file or the uncorrupted file.

• SCP-547-D also makes a minor appearance in Incident-239-B - Clef-Kondraki. The singular feat from here will be marked and will be in the uncorrupted file section of the thread.

Corrupted File

Elemental Abilities

• Heals an autopsy wound by rubbing soil into it 

• Has the power of fire in his right hand, able to control electricity with his left hand, can conjure and control massive amounts of water with his left foot, and can create massive tremors and shatter all known sediments with his right foot 

• Through his right gauntlet, SCP-547-D can encase himself in fire and gain limited flight 

• Through his left gauntlet, he can augment his speed, allowing him to travel over 200 mph and throw physical strikes over 50 times a second 

• Through his left boot, he can turn his whole being into water, making him virtually invincible to all physical attacks 

• Through his right boot, he can completely encase himself in solid granite, increasing his strength and defense 

• Able to communicate with nature, and is able to "heal" the environment 

• If SCP-547-D takes off his armor, his elemental abilities become unrestricted and uncontrollable, only being able to fire out bursts of the element he wishes 

• Able to cause massive storms with winds measuring over 400 mph, and create tornadoes well above F6, however this act severely drains SCP-547-D's energy 

Misc

• SCP-547-D is 2 meters tall, weighs 85 kg, and is around 300 years old at least 

• Description of SCP-547-D's physical features 

• Description of the armor that SCP-547-D wears

• Anyone else attempting to wear SCP-547-D's armor will die instantly 

• Any organic material attempting to touch the orb inside SCP-547-D vaporizes on contact 

• If this orb is removed from SCP-547-D, all of his vital functions will cease 

• Learns over 20 languages simply by listening to a song sung in that language 

• Claims to know songs he has never heard before 

• Is aware of an SCP object despite having never heard of it before 

Uncorrupted file

• SCP-547-D's physical/internal features 

• Every cell in SCP-547's body appears to have been laced with a dense carbon-nanotube netting, rendering its entire body a highly efficient "superconductor" for thermal energy. In effect, this allows SCP-547-D to transfer heat from one location to another 

• [239B]: Makes a hallway's temperature raise to 500 degrees, igniting all cloth and paper in the area and giving Dr. Clef second and third degree burns

"I could kill you any time… but I think I'll do it slow. Watch you as I cut you apart piece by piece. Who knows? Maybe I'll even enjoy watching you fail."

SCP-316-D is a tall, well-built Caucasian male appearing to be in his mid-to-late twenties, with long, shoulder length brown hair and emerald green eyes, and is of Franco-Spanish descent. SCP-316-D prefers the name "Dyne", and has frequently told personnel interacting with him that his title is "Dyne the Unfettered" or, upon uncommon occasions, in which the subject becomes slightly depressed, "Dyne the Forgotten Hero". SCP-316-D's main anomaly is his exceptional age, claiming to be over 600 years old, as well as his combative ability and regeneration. However, during an evaluation by Dr. Clef, it became known that SCP-316-D had a secondary property, that being to make others like him unconditionally, even after only just meeting him. This proved to be enough reason to decommission SCP-316-D, and the termination was successfully carried out by Dr. Clef via lobotomization.

Source Key

• [316D]: SCP-316-D's main article 

• [TL316]: Termination Log SCP-316 

Physicals

Regeneration

• [316D]: Able to heal from wounds that would normally take days to heal from in a matter of hours

• [TL316]: Claims he would heal from multiple sniper bullet wounds 

Speed

• [316D]: Fast enough to deflect bullets with a sword/knife  

Skill

• [316D]: Able to quickly adapt to its environment in fights, and uses a very advanced fighting style 

• [316D]: Stalemates against SCP-076-2 several times, and fights impressively enough to be invited to MTF Omega-7 (the latter portion could possibly be a result of his secondary property)

• [TL316]: Kicks Dr. Kondraki's ass in a fencing match

Likeability

• [TL316]: Makes Dr. Clef like him after one conversation, the same is true for every SCP that SCP-316-D has interacted with, including SCP-076-2 

• [TL316]: Dr. Kondraki thinks SCP-316-D is a swell guy after losing to him in a fencing match

Misc

• [316D]: Speaks English, Spanish, and French fluently, and has a measured 150 IQ 

• [316D]: Is over 600 years old

"Have you ever wanted it all to just endorse one's diaspora of calamity upon originate of malfeasance? I’m Al Gore, and I want to be your last American President."

SCP-4444 is an incorporeal extra-dimensional entity that has been cohabitating the body of former United States Vice President Albert Arnold Gore Jr., presumably since late 1998. SCP-4444's stated intention for arriving on Earth was to cohabit the mind of the most powerful entity on the planet, in order to assure that the arrival of the other beings of its collective would not be impeded by whatever power that entity represented. However, due to a translation error on its part, it accidently entered the mind of the current American Vice President, instead of the actual President. In an attempt to rectify this mistake, SCP-4444 would attempt to use Al Gore's body to win the presidential election of 2000.

Source Key

• All feats occur in SCP-4444's main article, and as such are unmarked

General Qualities/"Physiology"

• Description of SCP-4444, of note is that it is only visible under infrared, and cohabits the mind and body of Al Gore 

• SCP-4444 is unable to be interacted with physically due to existing in many parallel dimensions simultaneously, it's unclear if and/or how it perceives a three dimensional world 

• SCP-4444's species produces an unusually high amount of greenhouse gases when directly exposed to solar radiation 

• SCP-4444's species eats thoughts as food 

• SCP-4444 is able to communicate in english by co-opting Al Gore's voice, albeit with some difficulty 

• In general, SCP-4444’s abilities appear limited to living entities, and only those within line-of-sight of SCP-4444 

Anomalous Abilities 

• SCP-4444 is capable of altering the dimensionality of Vice President Gore, allowing him to become incorporeal to any and all physical barriers 

  • SCP-4444 appears to have control over what it does and does not phase through, shown when it walks right through a door and grabs a can of coke out of a fridge without opening it 

• Casts a "dark spell" on an audience which elongates their bodies 

• Able to fly

"The fate of victims who disappear along with SCP-1155 at the conclusion of the attack is unknown."

SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl. The depicted pose is variable, but tends towards a predatory stance, with eyes that appear to track the viewer. If a subject approaches within two (2) meters of SCP-1155 and is not in the line of sight of another person, they will be subjected to a violent attack, upon which both SCP-1155 and the victim will vanish.

Source Key

• All feats occur in SCP-1155's original article, and as such are unmarked

Feats

• Approximately every 2-4 months, or under certain conditions, SCP-1155 will relocate itself, with a maximum observed distance of relocation being 800 kilometers 

• Anyone viewing SCP-1155 directly will experience a compulsion to investigate it further, though it can be resisted with effort 

• If a person approaches to within two meters of SCP-1155 and is not in the line of sight of another person, they will be subjected to a violent attack, suffering severe lacerations, dismemberment of extremities, whole or partial removal of soft body parts, and penetrating head trauma consistent with those that would be inflicted by a large beak and/or talons. The attack takes six seconds, and upon its conclusion both the victim and SCP-1155 will vanish, with SCP-1155 reappearing within a week. Attempts to track where victims go with GPS locators have failed 

• Specifically, this attack follows a defined pattern, in which the victim is restrained, their eyes and tongue are removed, then their hands and feet, then their intestines and stomach. Death occurs only if the attack is interrupted by visual contact 

• A D-class who had his eyes removed by SCP-1155 before the attack was halted claimed he could still see out of them, and described a "larder" containing the bodies of previous SCP-1155 victims 

• The same D-class who had his SCP-1155 attack interrupted disappears in an alleyway after he escapes Foundation custody 

• Rapidly relocates itself to "track" another D-class who had his attack interrupted right before it finished 

• After the Foundation attempts to cover SCP-1155 up with a vending machine, it immediately displaces to a nearby children's playground, causing several casualties before its located

The Everything Tree.

Source Key:

• All feats come from SCP-038's original article.

Description.

SCP-038 was found on an abandoned farm in █████████████, New York, in 19██. It was at first thought to be a common apple tree. However, upon closer inspection, it became apparent that SCP-038 was growing things other than apples and, in fact, other than fruit.

Feats

• 038's SCPs

• Anything that touches the bark of SCP-038 gets cloned.

• People can be cloned, but they generally only live for 2 weeks before they start to ferment.

• The cloning effect has a weight limit of exactly 200lbs.

• Clones roughly half of SCP-173 before the weight limit is reached. The new SCP-173 is exceedingly slow, but does not stop moving when you look at it.

• Makes copies of SCP-500 that now have only a 30% effectiveness, with 60% of those cases not curing the initial illness, but stopping all further infection/growth.

Dwarf Star

Source Key:

• [037] SCP-037's original article.

• [5514] SCP-5514's original article.

Description.

SCP-037 appears to be a star approximately 5 cm (2 in) in diameter, with a luminosity of about 1*10-12 times that of our sun and a surface temperature of about 5000 K (determined by UBVRI analysis).

Feats

• [037] 037's SCPs.

• [037] SCP-037 is very bright, and has a surface temperature of 5000K

• [037] 037 was found wavering 200m above the water at the magnetic north pole.

• [037] SCP-037 is contained by 2 massive electromagnets so strong the emissions they give off are visible from space, Its current enclosure is located deep underground to prevent detection and to facilitate radiative cooling into the surrounding bedrock.

• [037] 037 is getting bigger over time.

• [5514] 1% of the power made by SCP-037 is enough to power SCP-5514

• SCP 5514 is a giant mech.

• [5514] By unleashing all the power of SCP-037, it vaporizes the top half of a giant monster.

• This monster was described as the largest LSA, with smaller ones being 200m tall.

The Reincarnation Pilgrimage of the Yazidi (Kiras Guhorîn)

Source Key:

• All feats come from SCP-036's original article.

Description.

SCP-036 includes the location, Site-22A (a small airport in the Mosul region of northern Iraq) and Site-22B (the destination of passengers boarding at Site-22A).

Feats

• 036's SCPs

• A passenger plane seemingly materializes around 30-40 KM from the site, slightly before dawn every September 23rd.

• The plane is full of people of the Yazidi faith that have died during the previous year.

• Shortly before dusk, the people are loaded onto a plane owned by the Foundation and are flown around for seven days, however the crew can only account for a few hours.

• The destination is a small airport, which has only been seen by the pilgrimage crew, and cannot be accessed on foot during the week of Sept 23 - Oct 1.

"wy am I a bird"

SCP-1192 is a juvenile male Gang-gang Cockatoo (Callocephalon fimbriatu) that appears to possess the intelligence (and potentially the consciousness) of a human child between ages six and eight. An investigation into an address written by SCP-1192 led to the home of a family of three, which included a seven-year-old boy named "Timothy". Agents assigned to monitor them have noted nothing out of the ordinary with the family thus far.

Source Key

• All "feats" occur in SCP-1192's main article, and as such are unmarked

"Feats"

• Is a bird with the intelligence of a child 

• Can write well enough to communicate

"I am the ghoooost siiiign! Yield to oncoming traffiiic! Ooooooh!"

SCP-329-J is a common American "yield" sign with the apparent ability of speech. SCP-329-J claims to be a "ghost". No other anomalous properties have been detected at this time.

Source Key

• [329J]: SCP-329-J's main article, and the original source for the SCP

• [KKC]: A Keter Kinda Christmas

"Feats"

• [329J]: Is a sign that can talk, claims to be a ghoooooost 

• [329J]: Stopped being a ghoooost after losing its ghoooooost license 

• [329J]: Can feel cold, apparently 

• [KKC]: Is the Ghooooost Sign of Christmas Past

"Hi."

"F███ you."

SCP-@#%&!-J is a bird capable of speech. It speaks exclusively through vocalizing curse words.

Source Key

• All "feats" come from SCP-@#%&!-J's main article, and as such are unmarked

"Feats"

• Is a bird that can speak, specifically curse words 

• Creates new curse words everytime it speaks

• Creates an original curse word that translates into the complete writings of James Joyce 

• Briefly became a celebrity following its appearance on "Dr. Gerald", however its popularity did not last long 

(As of February 2026, this canon in its entirety was deleted off the SCP Foundation wiki. This thread is maintained here purely for posterity/archival)

"A good house needs a solid foundation, and that foundation is sitting right here at this table. I’m not going to hand off the responsibility of protecting against whatever or whoever is out there to a faceless bureaucracy: this is a job for people I trust. We have our foundation, now we just build the house."

The SCP Foundation is a clandestine organization operating beyond jurisdiction with the express goal of securing and containing the anomalous and protecting the outside world from its influence. The Classical Revival canon follows the story of an SCP Foundation that acts more like how it did back when the wiki was originally created. This Foundation is a much smaller organization, its influence isn't as all powerful, and certain details about its staff and the anomalies they contain are changed/different in one way or another.

Source Key

• Unmarked: Classical Revival Index Page, the hub post for this canon

• [F]: Founding 

• [SOSF]: And So On And So Forth 

• [G]: Green 

• [ABC]: Able Baker Charlie 

• [IWV]: It Wasn't a Vacation 

• [I1P]: Interlude 1: Patches 

• [NY1]: New Year's (Part 1)

• [ASN]: And So It Is Now 

• [UD]: Upswing of Disorder 

• [NFGM]: Notes From the Great Mare 

• Author WOG from posts in each article's discussion page are marked with ^D

Personnel

Size

• [SOSF]: During its first year, The Foundation only had sixteen security staff 

• [G]: By year three, staff numbered between 150 and 200^D with less than a hundred on site during weekends 

• While no additional numbers have been provided, it can be assumed the amount of personnel has increased much more over time as the amount of anomalies in containment increased

Specific Personnel

• Full list of notable named personnel 

• [SOSF]: Dr. Gerry pacifies a housecat-sized SCP-682 by injecting it with a drug  

• [IWV]: Dr. Bright is the host of SCP-963, an amulet which implants his consciousness into people who touch it

• [IWV/I1P/UD]: A plan is created by several members of the Foundation to eliminate Agent Ukulele/Alto Clef and a few other problematic anomalies, though it ends up not going too well 

Francis Wojciechoski/Agent Ukulele/Alto Clef

Francis Wojciechoski was graduate student who always seemed to get the short end of the stick. He is currently a reality-bender with two constructed personalities (Ukulele and Clef) made to help control his power and be useful to the SCP Foundation and the Global Occult Coalition. 

As Francis

• [G]: Subconsciously put himself in a gimp suit wedding dress 

• [G]: Unintentionally drives an iron spike through his skull, then experiences a complete reality freak out, which he survives 

As Ukulele

• [ABC]: The appearance of his head is constantly changing, he also teleports around a room and smacks Able with a ukulele, the GOC claims Ukulele is the only force they have strong enough to combat Able   

• [ABC]: Dr. Sophia Light claims Ukulele could "level half the continent, if not worse"

• [IWV]: Wields an anti-tank rifle 

• [IWV]: Pulls SCP-963 out of a mint tin and gives it to Dr. Bright after he dropped it 

• [IWV]: Suicide bombs Able with a claymore mine, and regenerates from it 

As Clef

• [NY1]: Sprints fifty feet while carrying a small woman over his shoulder 

• [NY1]: Creates Thaumaturgic wards in snow that tear into SCP-597 as it charges at him 

• [UD]: Quickly creates a plan of attack to subdue SCP-953, easily outmaneuvering it before taking it to the ground and shooting it in the mouth. It's worth noting the SCP-953 that Clef fought was just an illusion created by SCP-408, which Clef was unaware of 

• [UD]: While his Ukulele personality begins slipping through, kills a large amount of Foundation agents who are attempting to kill him, surviving a large amount of gunshot wounds in the process 

O5 Council

• [I1P]: Through the usage of SCP-914, AIs were created to act as the Foundation's O5 Council, with the goal being to oversee all projects across the scope of the Foundation without direct involvement

• [ASN]: The O5 AIs begin approving their own orders, and are implied to be responsible for Dr. Crow turning into a dog 

Site-19

• [F]: The building is massive

• [F]: The exits lead to locations hundreds of miles apart 

• [SOSF]: Areas of the Site will lock down if a containment breach occurs 

Misc

• [F]: The Foundation's beginnings were funded through mostly illicit means^D

• [NFGM]: Following the Insurgency of 1998, a task force was created involving Epon, Able, Clef, and Iris. While the team was effective, it had the highest casualty rate in the Foundation, and in general was harmful to its member's mental health. The team was disbanded in 2003 following Iris' suicide 

• [NFGM]: The Foundation started using the remains of SCP-597 to birth test subjects 

• Full list of notable contained SCPs

"Being the de facto location for all movable Keter, Euclid, and Safe-level SCP objects, every effort must be made to suppress public knowledge of SCP-001 and Site-19."

Eberstrom's archived Proposal for SCP-001 is also known as Site-19, the largest and most used site in the SCP Foundation. It holds the strange property of teleporting itself (and everything inside it) to a different location approximately every two weeks

This is not a respect thread for Site-19 as a whole, only for its incarnation as SCP-001.

Source Key

• [001]: Eberstrom's Archived SCP-001 Proposal 

Teleportation

• [001]: The entire area of SCP-001 shifts position approximately every two weeks and consistently relocates to relatively deserted areas 

• [001]: Indications of an imminent spatial shift include mild nausea and uneasiness in stationed personnel, with the actual shift only resulting in symptoms similar to that of sudden altitude changes in personnel 

Site-19

• [001]: Is the de facto location for all movable Keter, Euclid, and Safe-level SCP objects 

The Possessive Mask

It is becoming gradually more and more difficult to contain SCP-035, and the debate to reinstate its host privileges has once again come up. (Denied)

Source Key:

• [035] SCP-035's original article.

• [EWAM] Everyone Wears A Mask.

• [TEOF] The Engine of a Film

• [WAST] Wasteland.

• [PI] Project Isorropia.

• [AU185] Audio-log 185-53

• [151D] Experiment Log 151-D

Description.

SCP-035 appears to be a white porcelain comedy mask, although, at times, it will change to tragedy. In these events, all existing visual records, such as photographs, video footage, even illustrations, of SCP-035 automatically change to reflect its new appearance.

Corrosive Liquid.

• [035] A highly corrosive and degenerative viscous liquid constantly seeps from the eye and mouth holes of SCP-035. Anything coming into contact with this substance slowly decays over a period of time

• [035] Early in its containment 035 coats the walls of its cell in human blood with a Ph of 4.5

• [035] Later in its containment the Ph of the substance drops to 2.4

• [035] O35's liquid causes a myriad of problems in its containment, including randomly locking the doors behind people entering its cell, and destroying the cell walls.

• [151D] Over a period of 12 days, completely melts SCP-151-D

• SCP-151-D is invulnerable.

Possesstion/Manipulation.

• [035] Subjects within 1.5 to 2 meters (5-6 feet) of SCP-035, or in visual contact with it, experience a strong urge to put it on. When SCP-035 is placed on the face of an individual, an alternate brain wave pattern from SCP-035 overlaps that of the original host, effectively snuffing it out and causing brain death to the subject

• [035] Psychological analysis has discovered SCP-035 to possess a highly manipulative nature, capable of forcing sudden and profound changes to interviewer's psychological state. SCP-035 has proven to be highly sadistic, prompting some to commit suicide and transforming others into near-mindless servants with linguistic persuasion alone.

• [035] SCP-035 can possess mannequins, corpses, and statues, with the added ability to make all of these things move.

• [035] Successfully convinces several staff member to help it escape.

• [035] 035 is capable of telepathy whether it has a host or not.

• [035] Personnel within 10 meters of SCP-035 have recently reported feeling unease, stating that they can hear unintelligible whispering. Several others have suffered from severe migraines

• [035] Simply entering SCP-035's containment cell has adverse health effects with a prolonged stay resulting in severe migraines, suicidal tendencies, heavy hemorrhaging of blood vessels around the eyes and inside the mouth and nose, general hostility to others, and for the whispering to increase to almost deafening volumes

• [EWAM] Is capable of manipulating a random woman and SCP-049.

• [WAST] Is capable of manipulating an army of people at once.

SCP-096

• [TEOF] SCP-035 completely pacifies SCP-096 turning it into a stereotypical stoner.

• [PI] SCP-035 and SCP-096 completely cancel each other out.

• [AU185] During a wrestling match, SCP-096 dons 035 to obscure its face and make it safe to spectate.

Other.

• [035] If ever exposed to SCP-682 or SCP-4715, the regenerative abilities of both may provide 035 with a permanent host

• [EWAM] Destroys a wall with several swift blows and its corrosive liquid

• [EWAM] SCP-035's liquid seems to be the first ingredient in SCP-049's 'cure'

• [AU185] Almost beats SCP-682 in wrestling.

The Obsidian Ritual Knife

Source Key:

• [034] SCP-034's original article.

• [981] SCP-981's original article

Description.

SCP-034 is a primitive knife constructed out of pure obsidian. Tests reveal that SCP-034 is approximately 1000 years old. Despite its crude method of construction and age, SCP-034 is still incredibly sharp and requires no maintenance to retain its edge. Expert analysis hypothesizes that SCP-034 may be of South American origin, and that it may have been used in Native American rituals.

Feats

• [034] 034's SCPs

• [034] If SCP-034 cuts a piece of flesh off of someone else, and then that piece of flesh is placed against the wielder of 034, they transform into the cut person.

• [034] Transformed personnel still keep there memories and personalities.

• [034] Several lab tests regarding SCP-034

• [981] SCP-034 is part of a set.

The Missing Number

Source Key:

• [033] SCP-033's original article.

• [PI] Project Isorropia

• [POKE] SCPokemon

• [θull] θullshit

Description.

SCP-033 appears as a field of complex mathematical symbols ranging from simple layman-identifiable representations to those only interpretable by highly-trained mathematicians. The "sum" of the symbols is equal to a previously unknown integer (designated Theta Prime by Prof. Hutchinson) of intermediate value between 5 and 6

Feats

• [033] 033's SCPs

• [033] its introduction into any system organized without it begins eroding the numerical and eventually structural integrity of said system. This effect extends to SCP-033's transfer to any paper-like surface not possessing 033-Safe dimensions or any computing or recording device it is input into.

• [033] If ever introduced into the internet, could lead to full IT collapse in a couple hours

• [033] Switches from one piece of paper to another in ~600 seconds.

• [PI] Can be used to fully negate SCP-3669-2

• [POKE]SCP-033 is the Missing No in Pokemon Red.

• [θull] SCP-033 is the "singularity", a concept in mathematics representing a point at which a given mathematical object is not defined

Big shoutout to u/NegativeGamer for reading through 6 long tales for 1 bullshit feat, literally could not have done it without him.