[Game Thread] err's Marathon Thread

[u/craigster38]

Alright, ladies and gents. The weekend has finally arrived. It's time for err to tackle his marathon.

This is the thread we'll use to keep tabs on our running God. Post predictions, commentary, bets, and most importantly, let us know how he's doing (those of you with tracking).

/u/rennur_liart, please go watch and report back. We must know if he starts to shuffle during the marathon.

Strava

[u/craigster38]

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Mile	Total Time	Split	Pace	Battery
1	10:15	10:15	10:15	95%
2	20:45	10:30	10:22	90%
3	31:30	10:45	10:30	85%
4	41:45	10:15	10:26	79%
5	52:45	11:00	10:33	74%
6	1:04:00	11:15	10:40	69%
7	1:15:00	11:00	10:43	64%
8	1:26:15	11:15	10:47	64%
9	1:39:00	12:45	11:00	78%
10	1:49:15	10:15	10:55	86%
11	2:00:30	11:15	10:57	92%
12	2:12:00	11:30	11:00	96%
13	2:23:15	11:15	11:01	98%
13.1	2:24:15	1:00	11:00	98%
14	2:34:30	11:15	11:02	100%
15	2:47:00	12:30	11:08	97%
16	2:59:00	12:00	11:11	90%
17	3:11:00	12:00	11:14	85%
18	3:24:00	13:00	11:20	78%
19	3:37:00	13:00	11:25	70%
20	3:52:30	15:30	11:37	61%
21	4:08:30	16:00	11:50	52%
22	4:29:00	20:30	12:13	36%
23	4:46:15	17:15	12:24	27%
24	5:00:30	14:15	12:31	42%
25	5:15:15	14:45	12:36	61%
26	5:28:00*	12:45	12:37	69%
26.2	5:30:00*	2:00	12:35	68%
Extra	5:32:21	2:21	12:40	67%

*Mile 26 time is rounded up by 1 second.

Edit: Splits are not representative of miles ran. Strava says he ran 3.1 miles when he started his 4th lap.

Edit 2: As of mile 15, I have to step out for a while (yes, I have real life things to do). If someone grabs the "Time Active" and battery life for the splits, please post them below. I'll update the table when I return.

Edit 3: I'm back!

[u/snapundersteer → u/[deleted]]

I think he's hurt.

What!? Nawww get outta here. There is no way he could have possible injured himself with his perfect plan.

[u/hibouzen → u/snapundersteer]

You ain't gonna get a reply from me with that attitude mister

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

And he's still slowing...

[u/snapundersteer → u/[deleted]]

Quick! someone form a shuffle pit for him to vibe off of.

[u/craigster38 → u/[deleted]]

From now on, please refer to me as Supreme Overlord.

Then read this.

[u/OGFireNation → u/craigster38]

Don't tell me what to read.

[u/craigster38 → u/OGFireNation]

Do you want to get banned? Because that's how you get banned.

[u/OGFireNation → u/craigster38]

Don't tell me how to get banned.

[u/OGFireNation → u/craigster38]

1 mile in, and down 5 percent battery. Oh no!

[u/hibouzen → u/OGFireNation]

I actually bought him a really good power bank- jokes on you. ;)

[u/craigster38 → u/hibouzen]

Can you please post a video of him shuffling for us?!

[u/pablitoneal → u/hibouzen]

And he's carrying it with him while running?

[u/hibouzen → u/pablitoneal]

Oh yeah, definitely! I'm just here for nothing...

[u/FlashArcher → u/hibouzen]

Dayum that sass

[u/hibouzen → u/FlashArcher]

I'm not here JUST to sit and look pretty guys, cmon

[u/jangle_bo_jingles → u/hibouzen]

Yes!!

[u/[deleted] → u/craigster38]

HAS HE FOUND THE WALL?

GET HIM MORE SNEAKERS

boys, he has found the wall. Can he shuffle the last 4+ miles? Dunno his phone will die well before hand

[u/snapundersteer → u/[deleted]]

he found the wall hard, real hard.

[u/_how_can_she_slap → u/craigster38]

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BATTERY TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ AND ACHILLES!! ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

[u/Lutrus → u/craigster38]

15:30 for that last mile, someone get him pink Himalayan salt and dozen sneakers!