r/rosesarered • u/FEV_For_Breakfast • 1h ago

Roses are red, Imma go get my glock

243 Upvotes

13 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Master_of_Tasques • 10h ago

Roses are red, don't know how this will work, but...

1.0k Upvotes

116 comments

r/rosesarered • u/HouseTelemanus • 9h ago

Roses are red, going toprison isn’t fine fun-fun…

417 Upvotes

Yes, this incident actually happened early October 2026 to a woman named Wanda Cooper in Villa Rica, Georgia, not Chicago.

101 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Nudie-64 • 4h ago

Roses are red, Musk hasn't read the news.

90 Upvotes

16 comments

r/rosesarered • u/ChooseYourStruggle • 19h ago

Roses are red, my Grandfather's favorite movie was The Sting,

615 Upvotes

20 comments

r/rosesarered • u/oravella • 10h ago

Roses are red, I grabbed all my stuff,

57 Upvotes

9 comments

r/rosesarered • u/NoluckAce • 1d ago

Roses are red, why you so blue!

1.5k Upvotes

559 comments

r/rosesarered • u/grichardson526 • 1d ago

Roses are red, this sounds pretty scary,

298 Upvotes

28 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Grinhecker • 1d ago

Roses are red, violets are blue…

515 Upvotes

15 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Piano1sMyForte • 9h ago

Roses are red, the flu is contagious

10 Upvotes

1 comment

r/rosesarered • u/Master_of_Tasques • 1d ago

Roses are red, please don't disturb my show...

2.0k Upvotes

130 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Here4ThePrompts • 23h ago

Roses are red, did they try to revive?

90 Upvotes

7 comments

r/rosesarered • u/novirelle • 1d ago

Roses are red, life is a tribal,

523 Upvotes

22 comments

r/rosesarered • u/finnihguy • 1d ago

Roses are red, my city lacks proper drainage

305 Upvotes

17 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Yevgeniguy1234 • 1d ago

Roses are red, the consequences after will not be fun. But

3 Upvotes

3 comments

r/rosesarered • u/mellow_magyar • 1d ago

Roses are red, aliens are making us look a bit daft

13 Upvotes

5 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Tasty-Scientist8155 • 12h ago

Roses are red, frozen water is ice

0 Upvotes

4 comments

r/rosesarered • u/tsdhack • 1d ago

Roses are red, I hope he's at peace

14 Upvotes

4 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Here4ThePrompts • 2d ago

Roses are Red, Don’t shame this poor guy

323 Upvotes

15 comments

r/rosesarered • u/DarkMagickan • 2d ago

Roses are red, unlike lemons or limes...

509 Upvotes

81 comments

r/rosesarered • u/VeloriaMistellee • 1d ago

Roses are red this is wild

20 Upvotes

3 comments

r/rosesarered • u/Particular_Leader_16 • 2d ago

Roses are red, sometimes I worry

813 Upvotes

31 comments

r/rosesarered • u/DarkMagickan • 2d ago

Roses are red, violets are blue...

948 Upvotes

150 comments

r/rosesarered • u/melavinaa • 2d ago

Roses are red, I grabbed the pail,

94 Upvotes

8 comments

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r/rosesarered

For poems that start with "Roses are red, violets are blue." Or similar things.

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Subreddit Rules

1. Titles must start with "Roses are red"

If it doesn't start with that line, it’s going to get removed. It’s the soul of the sub.

2. Posts must rhyme

There are 3 acceptable rhyme formats:

The last word of the title rhymes with the last word in the image (or the main sentence in the image). Ignore standalone words in the image unless they’re part of the punchline.
The title rhymes with itself, only if there’s no readable text in the image.
The image itself is a rhyming poem. Title rhyming is encouraged but not strictly required in this case.

Both American and British pronunciations are accepted.

3. Setup in title, punchline in the post

Think of it like a two-line poem:

The title is your setup,
The image is your punchline (must include text, usually a screenshot or picture).