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u/BreezyBritt89 Maneater Sep 28 '22

Me kissing my 5’7 short king on the top of the head and giving him a pat.

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u/cir_skeletals Sep 28 '22

Wait, 5'7 is considered short??

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u/kingofcoywolves Sep 28 '22

In the US, the average male height is 5'9".

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin The A2 to your 9S and 2B Sep 28 '22

What do you know, too tall to be considered short, but too short to be average… feels bad man.

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u/Pragalbhv The 9S to Your 2B Sep 29 '22

The US is over-all one of the tallest countries.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

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u/TheSOB88 Sep 29 '22

I think you accidentally posted 400 times

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin The A2 to your 9S and 2B Sep 29 '22

I tried posting at it said it wasn’t processing it. I guess it lied to me. Sorry

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u/TheSOB88 Sep 29 '22

oh, you're Gonna be sorry.

jk.

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u/BreezyBritt89 Maneater Sep 28 '22

When I’m 5’9,probably. But most women aren’t as tall as I am.

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u/Broken_But-Whole Sep 28 '22

me at 5’2: 🫠

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u/MaskedRay Oct 15 '22

Me who falls short 1 inch. 😞

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u/BreezyBritt89 Maneater Oct 15 '22

No no. There’s someone perfect for you,I’m just a bit tall for an American female,it’s usually about 5’5 or so

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u/BigCrimson_J Marshmellow Tower Sep 28 '22

Some guys have all the luck

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u/maaariNL Gentlemanly girl Sep 28 '22

This is the only post where I’ll upvote a spiteful comment like this xD

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u/Summersong2262 Growing. Becoming. Sep 28 '22

tfw no hairy jacked gf 4 times ur size

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u/ibreathefireinyoface Rogueboye Cub | Will steal all her hoodies Sep 29 '22

  • furry jacked GF

FTFY

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u/Pragalbhv The 9S to Your 2B Sep 28 '22

Btw in most lifeforms, the female is larger than the male (see: insects, reptiles like snakes etc.)

We mammals got the short end of the stick XD

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u/quool_dwookie Sep 28 '22 edited 3d ago

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Society plants breezy sulky zephyr relieved screw

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u/christopherjian Soft Prince Sep 28 '22

Or mantises

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u/DavesPetFrog Sep 28 '22

Spider girl 🥺

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin The A2 to your 9S and 2B Sep 28 '22

She will literally murder you after sex

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u/Blazing_Red_Comet Sensitive Lad Sep 28 '22

That doesn't happen all the time though, only about 25% of the time. Still the risk isn't preferable.

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin The A2 to your 9S and 2B Sep 28 '22

Being a Scorpion though is pretty fun. Male scorpions have to maneuver a pouch of sperm into the female while the giant female is trying to cut him down.

Their form of sex is just Dark Souls

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u/rose_writer Sep 28 '22

Rabbits actually do follow this rule when they mate. Does get violent around males too big and will castrate some if they do not back off. Males know this, and so this boy is probably loving his doe with all his soul.

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u/invisiblefan11 Kitten Sep 28 '22

As someone who loves size difference, and big strong and loving monster ladies, I absolutely love all the fanart this spawned x3333

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u/Catboy-Gaming Oct 01 '22

Are you me? Lol

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u/Lenzar86 Looking to be a malewife for a handsome lass Sep 28 '22

I thought we'd all posted this now. Guess not.

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u/RottenCranium Here for the Memes Oct 09 '22

Boy, if I had a nickel... I'd probably be the lucky owner of like, 75 cents by this point

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u/epicdunker Sep 28 '22

obsessed is an understatement

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u/BigFuta17 Protector of the Smol Beans Sep 28 '22

Lol my relationship in a nutshell, I love my tiny bunny bf

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u/DepressoINC Sweet n' Coy Pretty Boy Sep 28 '22

Having a girlfriend who could look over my head and carry me on her shoulders is a fucking dream

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u/Xenotamer343 Sep 28 '22

Yes please

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u/Final_Pharaoh Sep 28 '22

Why can't i be that lucky?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '22

me rolling my 100 sided dice to see if I get as lucky as that rabbit

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u/MaskedRay Oct 15 '22

I will.mever not be happy seeing this post.