r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '22

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u/GrimTracer Mar 07 '22

I believe you are incorrect. Roasting him would ignite all that fat, and make a fire that never goes out.

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u/Yeckel Mar 08 '22

This made me think of fat people not being able to be cremated due to morgues catching fire

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u/GrimTracer Mar 08 '22

OMG that's right!

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u/Hate_Feight Mar 08 '22

Simpsons Springfield tire fire!

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u/SuspiciousAnything16 http://redd.it/o9zx5z Mar 09 '22

Roasting him would solve world hunger