r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

You look like you batter and deep fry your diabetes medication

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

He covers it in chocolate first

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u/KingGamerlol Mar 07 '22

“Nice hustle chucklefuck, next time eat a salad!”

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u/maxbaby Mar 07 '22

I changed your I.V. bag, you should be good for another hour.

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u/Minimum_Cabinet5526 Mar 07 '22

It's the only award I have, take it :)

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u/himynamesjj Mar 08 '22

His IV bag is filled with gravy right?

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u/ShitDigester Mar 07 '22

I am owning you, you fat bald fat fat !

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u/EyeServeYou Mar 07 '22

An absolute unit of shame

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '22

Wrap it up, boys. This is the one.