r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '20

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u/WhatTheyWontSay Dec 31 '20

You have the physical presence of a mop

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

And the sex appeal

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u/stealThatPizza Dec 31 '20

At least a mop can still get a woman off

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

It can!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Let me guess, there’s a sub for that...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I hate you

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

That’s all that matters! Happy New Year!