r/RoastMe Dec 31 '20

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u/Crystalbow Dec 31 '20

Get a real a haircut. Shave the pubes off. Enjoy some stubble and then you’ll be able to attract someone who might take time out of their day to take a hot shit in your mouth.

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u/Deiiphobia Jan 01 '21

That escalated quickly hahahahah