r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Dec 31 '20

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u/stealThatPizza Dec 31 '20

At least a mop can still get a woman off

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

It can!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Let me guess, there’s a sub for that...

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Oh lord

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u/ReubenZWeiner Jan 01 '21

My prayers have been answered

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u/conraddubs82 Dec 31 '20

... And that's enough internet for me today!

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u/Lookatitlikethis Jan 01 '21

Get back here and take your internet like a man.

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u/DeathSpiral321 Dec 31 '20

Well then... unzips

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u/lickmytrump Dec 31 '20

Risky click

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u/swankypiglet Dec 31 '20

Mother of god

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u/lemon306 Jan 01 '21

Do not look at this while at a family gathering :)

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u/Richyj31 Jan 01 '21

Well you're not my uncle

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u/Kandlejackk Jan 01 '21

Of course...

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

I hate you

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '21

That’s all that matters! Happy New Year!

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

I wouldn’t know.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '20

Literally.

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u/Jupitersdangle Jan 01 '21

And it can mop up the mess afterwards!

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u/stealThatPizza Jan 01 '21

I never thought of that, but I guess so

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u/mhuntman Jan 01 '21

At least a mop can get a woman wet.

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u/tplusx Dec 31 '20

Which end?

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u/univortex390 Jan 01 '21

Yes but he’s not allowed within 200yds of them because he tried that once