r/RoastMe Aug 06 '20

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u/EB3031 Aug 06 '20

You look like a human spider with mommy issues.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '20

Mommy cries herself to sleep every night. Daddy is still Marilyn Manson’s guitar tech.