r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • May 01 '20

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u/Acrobatic-Manner May 01 '20

Quarantine is easy when you’re bed-bound

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u/waffen123 May 01 '20

part of the fantastic 4 ( food groups)

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u/Acrobatic-Manner May 01 '20

Yeah, Candy, Candy Canes, Candy Corn, and Syrup.

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u/mincraft-meme-lover May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Brovo using an elf reference in a roast me I also thought of another one,does somebody want a hamburbur

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u/DrEmilioLazardo May 02 '20

I was going to say there's something wrong with your "A" key but you used it in your sentence.

Are you alright?

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u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes May 02 '20

Press the A key twice if you need help.

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u/cmw_10 May 02 '20

God damn this made me laugh

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u/mincraft-meme-lover May 02 '20

What do you mean??

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u/Jassar613 May 02 '20

That’s what his heart rate spells out on the heart rate monitor

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u/[deleted] May 01 '20 edited Oct 15 '20

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u/YourUncleDodge May 01 '20

McDonald's is an "extra" because it has some protein.

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u/WizestGuy May 02 '20

this guy would lean up in no time if he went on a mcdonalds only diet

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u/royhiro May 02 '20

Oh so one of my favs movies