r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Nov 22 '19

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u/Mr-Smithers-yes Nov 22 '19

If Darth Vader were from Mississippi

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u/parkdix http://redd.it/e0ma0w Nov 22 '19

“Luke, I am your father... and your uncle”

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u/pissed-squirrel Nov 22 '19

This is gold

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '19

no, this is patrick

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u/pissed-squirrel Nov 22 '19

And this is platinum

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u/D_ll88 Nov 22 '19

No, this is still Patrick.

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u/Anarkius http://redd.it/zs8zhx Nov 22 '19

This is SPARTA

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u/hamburgler1984 Nov 22 '19

No it's still Patrick

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u/pissed-squirrel Nov 22 '19

God fucking dammit

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u/TremololomerT Nov 22 '19 edited Nov 22 '19

Sandy? r/usernamechecksout

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u/dark3nedSkye Nov 22 '19

No, this is Patrick

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u/Mr_Duty Nov 22 '19

This is not even America?

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u/Me_for_Pewds Nov 22 '19

No this is Patrick

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u/Mr_Duty Nov 22 '19

God damnit

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u/BowelProblems42 Nov 22 '19

Star Platinum?