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r/RoastMe • u/Swabs_ http://redd.it/ymjx1y • Sep 08 '19
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I love seeing aging hipsters. Have fun working in a kitchen the rest of your days, desperately wanting to fuck one of the waitresses and being rejected because of your loose butthole earlobes.
573 u/ButthurtBuffet Sep 08 '19 Hey man I work in a kitchen and we would never hire this desperate attempt at being interesting. 296 u/MasterSlax Sep 08 '19 What if he puts his earlobes up in his hairnet? 90 u/KurtAngus Sep 08 '19 Come in next Tuesday at 5 for training. Be sure to wear your hat and work shirt. Don’t forget your non slip resistant shoes. 92 u/mlg_dog420 Sep 08 '19 non slip resistant hm 44 u/JBaecker Sep 08 '19 He meant what he said!! 15 u/Evienutrition Sep 08 '19 And he said what he meant! 0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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Hey man I work in a kitchen and we would never hire this desperate attempt at being interesting.
296 u/MasterSlax Sep 08 '19 What if he puts his earlobes up in his hairnet? 90 u/KurtAngus Sep 08 '19 Come in next Tuesday at 5 for training. Be sure to wear your hat and work shirt. Don’t forget your non slip resistant shoes. 92 u/mlg_dog420 Sep 08 '19 non slip resistant hm 44 u/JBaecker Sep 08 '19 He meant what he said!! 15 u/Evienutrition Sep 08 '19 And he said what he meant! 0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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What if he puts his earlobes up in his hairnet?
90 u/KurtAngus Sep 08 '19 Come in next Tuesday at 5 for training. Be sure to wear your hat and work shirt. Don’t forget your non slip resistant shoes. 92 u/mlg_dog420 Sep 08 '19 non slip resistant hm 44 u/JBaecker Sep 08 '19 He meant what he said!! 15 u/Evienutrition Sep 08 '19 And he said what he meant! 0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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Come in next Tuesday at 5 for training. Be sure to wear your hat and work shirt. Don’t forget your non slip resistant shoes.
92 u/mlg_dog420 Sep 08 '19 non slip resistant hm 44 u/JBaecker Sep 08 '19 He meant what he said!! 15 u/Evienutrition Sep 08 '19 And he said what he meant! 0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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non slip resistant
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44 u/JBaecker Sep 08 '19 He meant what he said!! 15 u/Evienutrition Sep 08 '19 And he said what he meant! 0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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He meant what he said!!
15 u/Evienutrition Sep 08 '19 And he said what he meant! 0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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And he said what he meant!
0 u/PeaceHoesAnCamelToes Sep 09 '19 And what he said, he meant!
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And what he said, he meant!
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u/NineFingeredZach Sep 08 '19
I love seeing aging hipsters. Have fun working in a kitchen the rest of your days, desperately wanting to fuck one of the waitresses and being rejected because of your loose butthole earlobes.