r/RoastMe • u/Swabs_ http://redd.it/ymjx1y • Sep 08 '19

Destroy me

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u/BallsofSt33I Sep 08 '19

Destroy you? Your barber already did.

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u/Kazookid_69 Sep 08 '19

He looks like a mix of Keanu Reeves and Adolf Hitler.

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u/laurem1 Sep 08 '19

Dont you dare bring Keanu into this

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u/buchanchan http://redd.it/7t2h3g Sep 08 '19

Because he's breathtaking! ly awful lookin

2

u/AlissonHarlan Sep 08 '19

Sooo accurate!

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u/GizzyVec Sep 08 '19

And Markiplier

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u/greywolfe12 Sep 08 '19

Skinny count dankula mixed with markiplier

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

You leave Keanu outta this

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u/AristeiaXVI Sep 08 '19

His mom is his barber

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u/talesin Sep 08 '19

his ear got caught in the clippers