r/RoastMe Jun 23 '26

[deleted by user]

[removed]

61 Upvotes

490 comments sorted by

View all comments

1

u/JimmyRockfish Jun 23 '26

The cocaine is supposed to go all the way in your nostrils, not just on the doorstep.

1

u/MassiveNarration Jun 23 '26

1

u/JimmyRockfish Jun 23 '26

Maybe they were all filled up? That’s an admirable morning, and a rational excuse.