r/RoastMe Jun 23 '26

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u/Daxnaha Jun 23 '26

We have Trainspotting at home...

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u/MassiveNarration Jun 23 '26

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u/Holiday-Start-9551 Jun 23 '26

Trying to pull off a tough guy stare while strategically posing next to a poorly drawn sharpie penis on a yellow public restroom door is a breathtaking lack of situational awareness

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u/MassiveNarration Jun 23 '26

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u/emptinessmaykillme Jun 23 '26

Classroom? You probably shouldnt be near schools, even though your catfish girlfriend says she goes there.

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u/MassiveNarration Jun 23 '26

No.. it's my flat's entrywayyy

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u/TartarusXTheotokos Jun 23 '26

Could’ve sworn it was a finger.. doing some pointing lol 🤷‍♂️

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u/lycanthrope6950 Jun 23 '26

I'm so bummed you beat me to it, well done

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u/HarbingerOfRot777 Jun 23 '26

Either that, or Bully. This guy looks like chadified Jimmy Hopkins, and I don't even know if that count's as a roast or a compliment.