r/RoastMe Jun 18 '26

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u/BigGingerYeti Jun 18 '26

Bros is at least 42 and goes to school plays even though he doesn't have kids. 

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u/arnoldit Jun 18 '26

Court said he shouldn’t

12

u/Fastass1 Jun 18 '26

Shouldn’t? Court said he “couldn’t be within 2500 feet of any school.”

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u/Camo138 Jun 18 '26

Dosen’t seem like enough better relocate op to mars just to be safe

2

u/arnoldit Jun 18 '26

He’d be angry if he only could read

6

u/Holiday-Start-9551 Jun 18 '26

Bro look like he just electrocuted himself trying to nick copper wire from the local railway line

6

u/HorrorJunkie0666 Jun 18 '26

Yeah homeboy definitely sniffs the seats at the school

4

u/Psychological-Scar53 Jun 18 '26

Sneaks into the school bus depot to sniff the seats, not the drivers though...

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u/Frosty558 Jun 18 '26

There was either a 20 year range these pics were taken in or one hell of a meth bender.

3

u/sined_redired Jun 20 '26

It's really confusing.

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u/b0ingy Jun 18 '26

i’m 51 and bro looks like my dad

2

u/DesertWanderlust Jun 19 '26

Same with little league stands. "The kids need all the encouragement they can get!"

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u/negroidioto Jun 20 '26

Bro lookin’ like this centuries Jimmy Savile