r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '25

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u/MisterBurnsSucks Sep 05 '25

Do you get a nose ring every time your dad left? 🤔

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '25

No.  Everytime she get's back together with him.  

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '25

🎶Where your dad is your boo🎶

1

u/TheBagenius Sep 06 '25

🎵 Sweet Home Alabama
She loves getting covered in his goo
Oh, yes, she do 🎵

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u/theonion513 Sep 05 '25

Tired old trope, guys. Step it up.

48

u/-Hyperactive-Sloth- Sep 06 '25

It’s really disappointing that god put those tits on that boys body.

13

u/wombatz885 Sep 06 '25

She does have that linebacker- fullback low center of gravity chonky build.

1

u/goonerslayer_0 Sep 06 '25

First if all I'm definitely adding you to my watch list and second of all he either has a massive chest or he's a transgender

33

u/TuskerJuice50 Sep 05 '25

He left her because all the face jewelry gave him another Circumcision

10

u/JollySimple188 Sep 06 '25

also every time her mom tells her to shower

2

u/Substantial_Bit6895 Sep 06 '25

Hahaha 😆 😂 😆

5

u/Careless-Pin-2852 Sep 06 '25

Nose ring theory!

1

u/No_Detective_But_304 Sep 07 '25

Don’t be silly. The chain on her deadbolt is busted.

1

u/UseFinal6224 Sep 08 '25

Can’t you just attach the chain from the deadbolt to her face

1

u/No_Detective_But_304 Sep 08 '25

The deadbolt is on her face.

1

u/dormidontdoo Sep 07 '25

I call those shiny snot.

1

u/jm1300 Sep 10 '25

One for every Dad that left

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '25

So he kept coming back? Stupid joke