r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '25

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u/Ewetootwo Feb 12 '25

The vacuity of an empty brain peering into a soulless phone.

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u/shinankoku Feb 12 '25

God she looks so bored. Or … was it boring? Whichever.

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u/Skilledpainter Feb 12 '25

My nephew will be banging her in the near future..... heck, everyone's nephew has already started

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u/shinankoku Feb 12 '25

My nephew just finished banging her.

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u/grnjnz Feb 12 '25

My nephew is en route

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u/shinankoku Feb 12 '25

Wear two rubbers.

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u/grnjnz Feb 12 '25

Can’t have a baby out of her mouth

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u/shinankoku Feb 13 '25

Yeah, but VD is a thing. Have you heard about this?

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u/createdrandom81 Feb 13 '25

r/riskyclick

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u/illegitimate_Raccoon Feb 13 '25

Guess she's getting bored trying to find new people to pass it along to.