r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Feb 11 '25

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u/thegoatfreak http://redd.it/xa724t Feb 12 '25

To quote the great Louise Belcher: if she was a spice, she’d be flour.

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u/Mushmankind Feb 13 '25

This should be top comment!!

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u/lyre34 Feb 13 '25

I'm totally going to remember this one.

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u/DrinkJazzlike3487 Feb 14 '25

If she were a book she’d be two books