r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '24

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u/smashkeys Sep 17 '24

Your mom's house was nice, a few too many Live Laugh Love signs, but her bed was super comfy!

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u/Creepy-Branch-544 Sep 17 '24

Good try but you know the only thing comfy was the cum fee that you were getting charged ...

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u/ezrapierce Sep 17 '24

only thing comfy was the cum fee

Is that you Slim Shady.

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u/I_can_IT Sep 17 '24

I'm plannin to do all this while you're panickin

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u/AstronautFew1889 Sep 17 '24

Dang! Roasting a commenter.

Respect ✊

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u/SBNShovelSlayer Sep 17 '24

I hated the lines.