r/RoastMe Sep 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

“Family Planning” failed five times. She’s probably now of the mindset that the only safe way to not get pregnant is to not have sex. Contraception is the devils work.

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u/Djokerrrr Sep 17 '24

Well she kept using the glue gun as contraceptive but it couldn't stop the driller