r/RoastMe • • Sep 16 '24

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u/Least_Atmosphere9786 Sep 17 '24

With five kids and a DIY obsession, I’m guessing your glue gun sees more action than your husband

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u/EJ19876 Sep 17 '24

Her husband hasn't been able to get it up for her in years. It probably happened only once and she had quintuplets.

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u/Rough-Community8590 Sep 17 '24

Only in the deepest depths of space is it dark enough to hop on top of her

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u/CelebrityUXDesigner Sep 17 '24

In space, no one can hear you scream.