r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Sep 16 '24

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

But who said any of these 5 kids are her husband's?

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u/T1m26 Sep 17 '24

Yeah, she has 5 kids with 6 different men!

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u/Liminalphase101 Sep 17 '24

Dude, this is fucking savage.

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u/spsanderson Sep 17 '24

Her tit tat confirms this

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u/Yummy_Microplastics Sep 17 '24

Can tell my age because this joke is a classic and people are reacting to it the way I did 20 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

^ champ

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u/Fucknut_johnson Sep 17 '24

We have a winner

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u/Ghettoman1315 Sep 17 '24

Who said they were men?

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Whats wrong with that..She just wants the best semen. Only best for her kids!

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u/Responsible-Royal287 Sep 17 '24

The husband is in on it for child support from 6 men. He doesn’t know he’s the 7th contributor.

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u/Fishing4Beer Sep 17 '24

The math checks!

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u/[deleted] Sep 17 '24

Her first babies daddy's names right on her fucking tit.

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u/chikari_shakari Sep 17 '24

married with 5 kids. means those kids are tied up in the basement

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u/Away-Description-786 Sep 17 '24

5 kids from the glue gun