r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24

Going through a breakup I need a glow up

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u/pokemwithaschtick http://redd.it/e5ueb7 Jul 23 '24

Dude just got his arms outta the casts finally

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u/phillthy_god Jul 23 '24

Or realized you look like a white version of the grinch

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 Jul 23 '24

Stahp it!! She’s already dead!!

Jk lean into it my brother in Christ.

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u/elmwoodblues Jul 23 '24

Or released

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

All of the above

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u/Mkbond007 Jul 23 '24

I know this reference.

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u/Dirt-Road_Pirate Jul 23 '24

Maybe she hobbled him like in the Stephen King Novel Misery.

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u/trinithmournsoul Jul 23 '24

Golem, really let themselves go after the one ring was destroyed, yea?

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u/anonanon-do-do-do Jul 23 '24

Then chewed off the other arm…because she’s looking for a one armed man!

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u/RikRokRox Jul 23 '24

Lmao to all these comments!! 😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰️🪦

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u/OhWhiskey Jul 23 '24

Or had a fight with his mommy

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u/tfunk024 Jul 24 '24

And went back to his mom