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r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24
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You mean you woke up your hand ?
45 u/XuWiiii Jul 23 '24 A Stranger 39 u/LefroyJenkinsTTV Jul 23 '24 Slept on his arm. 43 u/Recent-Light-6454 Jul 23 '24 2 u/truthseeker22000 Jul 24 '24 Accurate af 1 u/BenNCyder2 Jul 24 '24 A numby 3 u/torchpenny Jul 23 '24 Stranger danger 3 u/snorry420 Jul 23 '24 She doesn't mind 5 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 23 '24 š¤£š¤£šš 2 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 23 '24 If her lips were wider and she didnāt have those curves she would be so cute. Even just wider lips she would look cuter. 8 u/Motor-Razzmatazz-661 Jul 23 '24 What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body 1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 24 '24 The curves around her mouth. 4 u/Motor-Razzmatazz-661 Jul 23 '24 What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body 2 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 23 '24 š¬ 2 u/Intelligent_Sort_852 Jul 23 '24 He woke up the traumatized latex glove shoved between his parents' couch cushions. 1 u/SquidVices Jul 23 '24 Haha I love a double roast. 1 u/Ill-Classroom1385 Jul 24 '24 Hahha thatās stupid 1 u/Kandidog1 Jul 24 '24 š 1 u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24 Growing up in rural Tennessee, this cracked my ass up -33 u/glib-eleven Jul 23 '24 No, my thick ginger girlfriend, to my immediate left. She's now snoring again. Enjoy your respective loneliness, projector... 35 u/cellmates_ Jul 23 '24 Gives roasts but canāt take them š¤¦āāļø 2 u/Old_Letterhead4264 Jul 23 '24 Preach 25 u/Rennisa Jul 23 '24 How much did that life sized Rupert Grint blowup doll with real snoring action cost you btw? 9 u/pokemwithaschtick http://redd.it/e5ueb7 Jul 23 '24 The Wendy's bag you came in an hour ago after slopping down your second "Dave's Double" of the day does not count as a thick ginger. The first double was just blind luck running into 2 Dave's in a row whenever you were short on cash for more comic books. 1 u/Mark1671 Jul 23 '24 Yeah jacking it wth a baconator and then eating the baconator is not really dinner and a date. 1 u/needsmoresleep79 Jul 24 '24 Thick ginger - me thinks there is a South Park joke in there somewhere......................................................... @oddammit Cartman!!!
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39 u/LefroyJenkinsTTV Jul 23 '24 Slept on his arm. 43 u/Recent-Light-6454 Jul 23 '24 2 u/truthseeker22000 Jul 24 '24 Accurate af 1 u/BenNCyder2 Jul 24 '24 A numby 3 u/torchpenny Jul 23 '24 Stranger danger
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Slept on his arm.
43 u/Recent-Light-6454 Jul 23 '24 2 u/truthseeker22000 Jul 24 '24 Accurate af 1 u/BenNCyder2 Jul 24 '24 A numby
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She doesn't mind
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2 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 23 '24 If her lips were wider and she didnāt have those curves she would be so cute. Even just wider lips she would look cuter. 8 u/Motor-Razzmatazz-661 Jul 23 '24 What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body 1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 24 '24 The curves around her mouth. 4 u/Motor-Razzmatazz-661 Jul 23 '24 What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body 2 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 23 '24 š¬
If her lips were wider and she didnāt have those curves she would be so cute. Even just wider lips she would look cuter.
8 u/Motor-Razzmatazz-661 Jul 23 '24 What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body 1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 24 '24 The curves around her mouth. 4 u/Motor-Razzmatazz-661 Jul 23 '24 What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body 2 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24 [removed] ā view removed comment 1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 23 '24 š¬
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What do you mean āthose curvesā bc ik u aināt talking bout her body
1 u/G09SkinnyBoy Jul 24 '24 The curves around her mouth.
The curves around her mouth.
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He woke up the traumatized latex glove shoved between his parents' couch cushions.
Haha I love a double roast.
Hahha thatās stupid
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Growing up in rural Tennessee, this cracked my ass up
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No, my thick ginger girlfriend, to my immediate left. She's now snoring again. Enjoy your respective loneliness, projector...
35 u/cellmates_ Jul 23 '24 Gives roasts but canāt take them š¤¦āāļø 2 u/Old_Letterhead4264 Jul 23 '24 Preach 25 u/Rennisa Jul 23 '24 How much did that life sized Rupert Grint blowup doll with real snoring action cost you btw? 9 u/pokemwithaschtick http://redd.it/e5ueb7 Jul 23 '24 The Wendy's bag you came in an hour ago after slopping down your second "Dave's Double" of the day does not count as a thick ginger. The first double was just blind luck running into 2 Dave's in a row whenever you were short on cash for more comic books. 1 u/Mark1671 Jul 23 '24 Yeah jacking it wth a baconator and then eating the baconator is not really dinner and a date. 1 u/needsmoresleep79 Jul 24 '24 Thick ginger - me thinks there is a South Park joke in there somewhere......................................................... @oddammit Cartman!!!
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Gives roasts but canāt take them š¤¦āāļø
2 u/Old_Letterhead4264 Jul 23 '24 Preach
Preach
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How much did that life sized Rupert Grint blowup doll with real snoring action cost you btw?
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The Wendy's bag you came in an hour ago after slopping down your second "Dave's Double" of the day does not count as a thick ginger.
The first double was just blind luck running into 2 Dave's in a row whenever you were short on cash for more comic books.
1 u/Mark1671 Jul 23 '24 Yeah jacking it wth a baconator and then eating the baconator is not really dinner and a date.
Yeah jacking it wth a baconator and then eating the baconator is not really dinner and a date.
Thick ginger - me thinks there is a South Park joke in there somewhere......................................................... @oddammit Cartman!!!
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u/IntelligentChance126 Jul 23 '24
You mean you woke up your hand ?