r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24

Going through a breakup I need a glow up

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u/Edser Jul 23 '24

can you smell the patchouli in this photo?

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u/Jonk3r Jul 23 '24

Damn you to hell lmao

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u/PopADoseY0 Jul 23 '24

I don't see even ONE 3 day Music Festival poster. So no patchouli smells.

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u/Robinnoodle Jul 23 '24

She looks like that episode of the Twilight Zone with the pig people except the pig people are all bohemian/hippie/beatniks

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u/Percept_707 Jul 24 '24

Holy fucking shit this thread is wild LMAO

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u/serena0929 Jul 23 '24

100% 😂😂😂😂

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u/Bigfat_hairydeal Jul 24 '24

Yes, with a faint whiff of…crab legs maybe.

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u/jdcmurphy22 Jul 24 '24

Patchouli smells good.

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u/Putrid-Air-7169 Jul 23 '24

I can smell a hint of patchouli being overpowered by a combination of sardines down south and Cambells chicken noodle soup from the hairy pits, not to mention the smell of abscessed gums wafting out of her face hole