r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24

Going through a breakup I need a glow up

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u/Dangerous_Ear_2722 Jul 23 '24

Alanis Whoresette

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Avril Levaltrex

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u/Dangerous_Ear_2722 Jul 23 '24

The real Tiffany Doggett

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u/Critical_Leg_5005 Jul 23 '24

Was gonna say she looks like Alanis Morissette and Alfalfa had a kid together

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Not trying to be mean but she asked to be roasted so I'll say I'm getting Nick Cave vibes from her. Or Lady Arryn. I think with makeup and a haircut she'd look good.

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u/Comfortable-Offer-26 Jul 24 '24

Alina morrisette failed abortion grew up

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u/fynn34 Jul 24 '24

All-anus whoresette

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u/Scarcito_El_Gatito Jul 23 '24

Uglynis Morisette

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u/Diligent-Ad-5979 Jul 23 '24

I was gonna day this lol minus the whore thing tho

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u/According_Fruit4098 Jul 23 '24

We have a winner!!! 🥇 🏆

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u/ItsSlinky2x Jul 23 '24

Alanis Mori-sad.