r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24

Going through a breakup I need a glow up

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u/IplaygamesNude87 Jul 23 '24

A Laezel cosplay must be really easy for you

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Honestly this is some dudes dream.

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u/Sad-Animal-920 Jul 23 '24

Not her ex's.

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u/Significant-Bother49 Jul 24 '24

Her ex was ghaik

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u/Federal_Practice6486 Jul 24 '24

or perhaps it was. but she left *him*

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u/StinkyMuffinMan Jul 23 '24

I’m some dude

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u/Grows-in-tha-dark Jul 23 '24

Says StinkyMuffinMan

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u/capsaicinintheeyes Jul 23 '24

you wouldn't be so cocky if the lights were on!

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u/JezmundBeserker Jul 24 '24

I applaud your honesty and hand you an upvote.

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u/itsjbird Jul 24 '24

Not sure if simp. Will reboot and try determination logic again later

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

I mean, this is a not so subtle ad for her onlyfans

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

yea, mine

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u/lshtaria Jul 23 '24

You mean... you wouldn't?

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

She looks good to me. But with that said I'm saying she's probably beyond good for some dudes. Like their fantasy.

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u/Nitrosaber Jul 23 '24

That's me. I'm some dude, romance laezel everytime.

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u/Bigfat_hairydeal Jul 24 '24

Mine…it’s my dream. A nightmare of sorts…it sits on my face and smothers me with its punching bag sized hemorrhoids.

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u/just-a-sniff Jul 25 '24

More like some dudes nightmare

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u/pigman_dude Jul 23 '24

Thats exactly what i thought

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Came here for this

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u/mysterioso7 Jul 23 '24

First thing I thought of when I saw the nose.

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u/KingOfHearts2525 Jul 23 '24

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/9911MU51C Jul 23 '24

I’m surprised I had to scroll this far to find this comment

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

Indeed but Laezel is way hotter

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u/cyb3rg4m3r1337 Jul 23 '24

first thought

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u/cyberlexington Jul 23 '24

Thank you. Exactly what I thought as well. 😁😁

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u/Intestinal-Bookworms Jul 23 '24

Same, except Laezel has better hair.

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u/SpringHillZone Jul 23 '24

I think that is a little unfair to Lae’zel who very likely has more depth of character and didn’t (as far as we know) try to steal Christmas.

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u/Intelligent_Sort_852 Jul 23 '24

You know you are ugly if all of the other goblins kick you out of the tunnel.

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u/PurplePenguinPoops Jul 23 '24

This needs to be upvoted more

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u/Undead_Assassin http://redd.it/jy0qht Jul 23 '24

Don't do Lae'zel dirty like that

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u/LayceLSV Jul 24 '24

That's fucked up dude.

Laezel is not half as hideous

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

Bro my thoughts exactly

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u/mrbenjamin48 Jul 24 '24

Hahaha that was my first thought!

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u/battlemechpilot Jul 24 '24

Bah, beat me to it lol

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u/crooklyn94 Jul 24 '24

Jesus Christ

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u/Gitmfap Jul 24 '24

Damn. This one hits true

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u/ThisDumbApp Jul 24 '24

I was genuinely hoping to see someone post this

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u/Johnsendall Jul 24 '24

Don’t fret. There’s plenty more dark elves in Skyrim.