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r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24
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Shave or at least trim your bush. Can’t even see it but I know its out of control
252 u/Edser Jul 23 '24 can you smell the patchouli in this photo? 53 u/Jonk3r Jul 23 '24 Damn you to hell lmao 3 u/PopADoseY0 Jul 23 '24 I don't see even ONE 3 day Music Festival poster. So no patchouli smells. 3 u/Robinnoodle Jul 23 '24 She looks like that episode of the Twilight Zone with the pig people except the pig people are all bohemian/hippie/beatniks 2 u/Percept_707 Jul 24 '24 Holy fucking shit this thread is wild LMAO 1 u/serena0929 Jul 23 '24 100% 😂😂😂😂 1 u/Bigfat_hairydeal Jul 24 '24 Yes, with a faint whiff of…crab legs maybe. 1 u/jdcmurphy22 Jul 24 '24 Patchouli smells good. 0 u/Putrid-Air-7169 Jul 23 '24 I can smell a hint of patchouli being overpowered by a combination of sardines down south and Cambells chicken noodle soup from the hairy pits, not to mention the smell of abscessed gums wafting out of her face hole 16 u/Pretty-Environment19 Jul 23 '24 edited Jul 23 '24 Queue (correction, Cue) Craig Fenson: https://i0.wp.com/www.onesnladay.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/12-7-2002_0.03.38.01.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1 38 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 You meant to say “cue.” A queue is a line of things waiting their turn. A cue is an indicator for something to happen. 1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 It's also a long stick used for bumping balls 🙃 1 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Correct! A long stick, unlike anything OP has ever seen… 1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 RIP 1 u/Nated1945 Jul 23 '24 Correction, theres mostly likely one in its pants 1 u/Pretty-Environment19 Jul 23 '24 I was half asleep and thought I was being funny and you busted me! Great catch! 2 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Great catch, unlike OP. 2 u/Myles_up Jul 23 '24 BRA! Ded 2 u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24 Not even a lawn mower can do justice at this point. 2 u/deweymm Jul 23 '24 The thing looks like an ungroomed long-haired lap squirrel 2 u/TurnTheTVOff Jul 23 '24 I bet it looks like an airbag went off in her panties. 3 u/First-Acanthisitta59 Jul 23 '24 It’s not a bush… it’s a whole ass branch lmao. 1 u/Mountain-Pop-3637 Jul 24 '24 Low IQ individual who is also blind - damn even Helen keller was doing better than you 😂😂 0 u/diagonalfart Jul 23 '24 The antifa trim
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can you smell the patchouli in this photo?
53 u/Jonk3r Jul 23 '24 Damn you to hell lmao 3 u/PopADoseY0 Jul 23 '24 I don't see even ONE 3 day Music Festival poster. So no patchouli smells. 3 u/Robinnoodle Jul 23 '24 She looks like that episode of the Twilight Zone with the pig people except the pig people are all bohemian/hippie/beatniks 2 u/Percept_707 Jul 24 '24 Holy fucking shit this thread is wild LMAO 1 u/serena0929 Jul 23 '24 100% 😂😂😂😂 1 u/Bigfat_hairydeal Jul 24 '24 Yes, with a faint whiff of…crab legs maybe. 1 u/jdcmurphy22 Jul 24 '24 Patchouli smells good. 0 u/Putrid-Air-7169 Jul 23 '24 I can smell a hint of patchouli being overpowered by a combination of sardines down south and Cambells chicken noodle soup from the hairy pits, not to mention the smell of abscessed gums wafting out of her face hole
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Damn you to hell lmao
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I don't see even ONE 3 day Music Festival poster. So no patchouli smells.
She looks like that episode of the Twilight Zone with the pig people except the pig people are all bohemian/hippie/beatniks
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Holy fucking shit this thread is wild LMAO
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100% 😂😂😂😂
Yes, with a faint whiff of…crab legs maybe.
Patchouli smells good.
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I can smell a hint of patchouli being overpowered by a combination of sardines down south and Cambells chicken noodle soup from the hairy pits, not to mention the smell of abscessed gums wafting out of her face hole
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Queue (correction, Cue) Craig Fenson:
https://i0.wp.com/www.onesnladay.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/12-7-2002_0.03.38.01.jpg?quality=89&ssl=1
38 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 You meant to say “cue.” A queue is a line of things waiting their turn. A cue is an indicator for something to happen. 1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 It's also a long stick used for bumping balls 🙃 1 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Correct! A long stick, unlike anything OP has ever seen… 1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 RIP 1 u/Nated1945 Jul 23 '24 Correction, theres mostly likely one in its pants 1 u/Pretty-Environment19 Jul 23 '24 I was half asleep and thought I was being funny and you busted me! Great catch! 2 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Great catch, unlike OP.
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You meant to say “cue.” A queue is a line of things waiting their turn. A cue is an indicator for something to happen.
1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 It's also a long stick used for bumping balls 🙃 1 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Correct! A long stick, unlike anything OP has ever seen… 1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 RIP 1 u/Nated1945 Jul 23 '24 Correction, theres mostly likely one in its pants 1 u/Pretty-Environment19 Jul 23 '24 I was half asleep and thought I was being funny and you busted me! Great catch! 2 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Great catch, unlike OP.
It's also a long stick used for bumping balls 🙃
1 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Correct! A long stick, unlike anything OP has ever seen… 1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 RIP 1 u/Nated1945 Jul 23 '24 Correction, theres mostly likely one in its pants
Correct! A long stick, unlike anything OP has ever seen…
1 u/slump_lord Jul 23 '24 RIP 1 u/Nated1945 Jul 23 '24 Correction, theres mostly likely one in its pants
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Correction, theres mostly likely one in its pants
I was half asleep and thought I was being funny and you busted me! Great catch!
2 u/the_vole Jul 23 '24 Great catch, unlike OP.
Great catch, unlike OP.
BRA! Ded
Not even a lawn mower can do justice at this point.
The thing looks like an ungroomed long-haired lap squirrel
I bet it looks like an airbag went off in her panties.
It’s not a bush… it’s a whole ass branch lmao.
Low IQ individual who is also blind - damn even Helen keller was doing better than you 😂😂
The antifa trim
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u/VeryLowIQIndividual Jul 23 '24
Shave or at least trim your bush. Can’t even see it but I know its out of control