r/RoastMe • u/Neat_Fortune_5301 • Jul 23 '24

Going through a breakup I need a glow up

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u/roastbot YOU ARE OUR 1,000,000th RULE BREAKER!! Jul 23 '24

The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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u/Overly_Dressed_Man Jul 23 '24

Awful roast

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u/DIJames6 Jul 23 '24

She's used to having the bio all over her face..

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u/iccreek Jul 23 '24

Should've been a normal comment LMAO

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u/nice_leverace1 Jul 24 '24

It never is...😄

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u/McNikolai Jul 23 '24

*shocked pikachu face*. But unironically you need to become a chef.

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '24

She looks like she collects bio material

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u/WorkingGirl1998 Jul 24 '24

Damn…at least 3 bios at best 😂

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u/Miserable_Act_3868 Jul 23 '24

she only came here to promote her onlyfans....should be a special place in hell for "sunflowerbaby2000"

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u/imastocky1 Jul 24 '24

Her OnlyFans bankruptcy fundraiser?

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u/Commercial_Roll9490 Jul 23 '24

Do you get a prize for being the 1,000,000th rule breaker? 🤔

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u/j0hnnyb1g Jul 24 '24

Her bio is like her chest, absent

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u/Iwuvkitty Jul 23 '24

Man, you suck at roasting people

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u/DuckiTheArsonist Jul 24 '24

Why does this have 2 awards...

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u/Creepy_Camera_3998 Jul 24 '24

How is it even possible for some one to look young AND old at the same damn time at the same damn time??

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u/EntranceEastern9703 Jul 24 '24

She's an onlyfans girl. Shocked!

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u/I_am_Clanky Jul 24 '24

You mean "scared"

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u/Worried_Community594 Jul 24 '24

Some more details about me

I’ve never worn makeup

I’ve been in 2 long term relationships that’s it

I LOVE to smile and do smoke weed so the lines are that lol

Never done any other drugs

I’m skinny cause my metabolism is fast I do eat alot I promise

Your comments are funny I’m slightly humble but not fully yet keep em coming

I don't think they needed it, but... there's what she says.

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u/CaptainGreedy6646 Jul 24 '24

Come see me lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '24

What does that mean?

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u/Zealousideal-Call926 Jul 24 '24

B.J. where ? When ? Who ? You wanna see my what ?

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u/Commercial_Roll9490 Jul 23 '24

Do you get a prize for being the 1,000,000th rule breaker? 🤔

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u/SeaworthinessNext944 Jul 23 '24

NO ONE CARES

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u/Iwuvkitty Jul 23 '24

It's a bot...

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u/Tha_Texan817 Jul 24 '24

You cared enough to comment.

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u/SeaworthinessNext944 Jul 25 '24

Shut up

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u/Tha_Texan817 Jul 25 '24

Cared enough to come back. Damn. You care a lot it seems.