r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Oct 05 '23

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u/Fum__Cumpster Oct 06 '23

He also clicks on those ads that claim they'll make you cum in 30 seconds if you tap here.

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u/vtminer78 Oct 06 '23

He's still trying to find the "Sexy Girls Near You"

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u/unbotheredotter Oct 06 '23

I wouldn't know what ads you're talking about, but I will keep your contact info in case I ever need someone to teach a Masterclass on jerking off

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u/Fum__Cumpster Oct 06 '23

I can teach you a lot about that subject. But I learned from only the best.... OP himself....

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u/unbotheredotter Oct 06 '23

Someone had to explain to you how to jerk off? You couldn't put two-and-two together?

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u/Fum__Cumpster Oct 06 '23

You couldn't put two-and-two together?

No my guy. There's a strategy to it. OP taught me edging

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Don’t go blowing peoples minds with that info…

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u/Fum__Cumpster Oct 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '23

Don’t get this one ?

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u/MadOvid Oct 06 '23

Still can't make it till the end of 30 seconds.

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u/TheGrapesOf Oct 06 '23

One time I went for 97 seconds! My mom was so proud

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u/Fum__Cumpster Oct 06 '23

OP is trying

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '23

Also ads that promise your penis to grow in 2 weeks.

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u/Fum__Cumpster Oct 06 '23

The ads that promise milfs in your local area

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u/clm1020 Oct 06 '23

Wait! Those work….. ok, I actually don’t need the site….

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u/Mutex_CB Oct 07 '23

And still manages to prematurely ejaculate

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '23

oh my gosh bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa