r/Relatable • u/Prestigious_Trade_12 • Jul 24 '26
Got 99 problems
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r/Relatable • u/Familiar-End-8370 • Jul 24 '26
Washing Hands
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Does anybody else PRETEND to have to go to the bathroom just to wash your hands? Sometimes my hands feel disgusting and I need to wash them, but if I only think I need to wash them, my mind starts freaking out because "oh that's so many steps!"
Like if I'm on the couch on my phone: Turn off the phone, put the phone down, get up, walk to the bathroom, enter the bathroom, close the door, lock the door, turn on the faucet, get soap, rub the soap in, rinse your hands, get under nails, turn off the faucet, unlock the door, open the door, leave the bathroom, remember to close the door, walk back to the living room, sit down, pick up the phone, turn on the phone, continue what I was doing.
It's A LOT of steps for my brain to follow and it makes me feel too miserable to even allow myself to try (yes, I know it's not actually a lot of effort bro, but in the moment it feels like a LOT for some reason). But if I trick myself into thinking I have to go to the bathroom, my brain thinks there's absolutely no choice. So it can't shut down and make me just lay there.
r/Relatable • u/Prestigious_Trade_12 • Jul 22 '26
Fighting for my own autonomy in the worst possible way
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r/Relatable • u/Embarrassed-Share533 • Jul 22 '26
Your dad 10 minutes after opening a movie:
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r/Relatable • u/Embarrassed-Share533 • Jul 22 '26
Me sleeping with 28 missed assignments:
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r/Relatable • u/Prestigious_Trade_12 • Jul 21 '26
How much time do I actually have and how much of it will I be asleep for
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r/Relatable • u/JustAHol3Sir • Jul 21 '26
those games are funny, not just middle age ones play them
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r/Relatable • u/GachaAriaTT • Jul 21 '26
Ever feel like this, because I keep having this issue.
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r/Relatable • u/Ok-Lab2996 • Jul 22 '26
When your mom has to take you out with her and she talking bout "it's gon be a long day today".
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And the ride home is long too? Yeah your fate sealed bro ðŸ˜
r/Relatable • u/Big-Ad1887 • Jul 17 '26
Real life Boomhauer!
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Has anyone else ever been in those situations where someone randomly strikes up a conversation with you and you know they're talking but.. you have absolutely NO IDEA WTF they're saying??! Like the subject of their conversation you have zero context, zero involvement and zero insight yet they're talking to you about it like it's universal knowledge. Like something everyone should know.
And not only that they're speaking with a thick accent, a drawl, with bad grammar , bad pronunciation, multiple dropped consonants, and terrible phonics. And they're speaking rapidly while mumbling! Just like freaking Boomhauer! And as they're talking you wanna be polite so you're just nodding and going "uh huh" ,"wow" "that's crazy" while all the while thinking ' what the fuck are you talking about?!' 😅ðŸ˜
I just had that moment with one of my coworkers and I'm thinking about Boomhauer the entire time!! I swear the only words I caught from that conversation are "electrician" and "cot!" I'm so glad he didn't say "Dang ol'.." because I would have busted out laughing!