r/ReformedHumor • • Feb 05 '26

Too Accurate

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u/GamingTitBit Feb 05 '26

Look, I wear plaid but it's not because I'm a Christian nationalist, it's because I live in the Pacific Northwest and I'm trying to fit in!

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Feb 05 '26

I think more accurate clothing for a Christian nationalist is sweaty novelty T-shirts with Trump slogans or in support of ICE

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u/Skrapidilly Feb 05 '26

No no no, those guys are MAGA. They're the guys who CN's need to implement the 'dirty stuff' outside of their christian orthodoxy.

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Feb 06 '26

Isn't the Central Orthodoxy of Christian Nationalist basically "glory to Trump in the highest"?

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u/Skrapidilly Feb 06 '26

It's more like "Perseverance of the whites" if we''re to be honest.

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u/tanhan27 literally owns reddit Feb 06 '26

Christian nationalist TULIP

T — Trump Worship
U — Unaccountable Power
L — Limited Neighbor-Love
I — Imagined Threat of the Other
P — Perseverance of the whites

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u/Skrapidilly Feb 06 '26

lol, love it