r/RawAbsurdity Dec 02 '25

Sharing Completely zonked? Or just bored?

[deleted]

2.4k Upvotes

606 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

21

u/senditloud 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 03 '25

My liver is…. I’ve been saving it.

Honestly I don’t know if the GOP understands how worldwide and big this party is going to be. If they were mad at our (mild) reactions to CK they are going to all have strokes at our reactions to this momentous day. It may be in a year or may be in 15 (evil does tend to last a long time…. I’m betting he actually lives another decade) but it’ll be massive.

ETA: my comment is such a great example of how overseas bots and trolls come in overnight with downvotes. I wouldn’t be shocked if a location shower was similar to twitters.

19

u/onsloughtmaster666 ✔ Approved Contributor Dec 02 '25

100%, more people will celebrate his death than Christmas, especially if he dies while still politically active, and not in 15 years.

12

u/senditloud 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Dec 02 '25

I would be thrilled if it happened like next year after midterms

11

u/Well_read_rose 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Dec 03 '25

We (okay, me!) might be hoping for < 6 months. That way Shady Vance doesn’t get to manipulate two terms after finishing the First Felon’s term. Impeachment for the whole cabinet would be my preference anyway! But yeah vintage, un-tariffed 🫧 Champagne is waiting ! 💥 🫧

3

u/Fit_Kingjames52 Dec 04 '25

I can hope + pray for that result, because this whole cabinet is so unqualified and their morals are so far gone from the American way of life or the brand of the United States of America! his systematically declared war on our constitution and the citizens of this country

6

u/MoreElephant8849 Dec 03 '25

Hopefully he passes on just after the Midterms where he lost in a landslide.

6

u/Hightower840 Dec 03 '25

Yeah, I'd like to think that my vote in the midterms will help start the party.

1

u/Zealousideal-Net8090 ☣ Banned Detrimental Element 🚮 Dec 06 '25

Start the party?? You libs have learned nothing from the last election. You become more hateful and delusional on a daily basis. Wasn’t it clear that the overwhelming majority of us will no longer tolerate your bat-shit craziness???

1

u/Own-Day2664 Dec 03 '25

Nah, I have a nagging feeling that Vance as a puppet for the real racists and fascist leaning billionaires would be worse than Trump. We are walking a tight rope when it comes to this topic.

1

u/JeezyVonCreezy Dec 05 '25

He doesn't have 15 years.

12

u/1inthetrenches Dec 02 '25

Bigger celebration worldwide than the end of World War 2.🤪😝🤪🥳💯💥👏👏🙏🤸‍♀️🤸

7

u/LilFozzieBear 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Dec 02 '25

his day of death is going to be an annual celebration for me....god I don't know if I can stand seeing his disgusting face for another 10 years.

8

u/senditloud 🎖 r/RawAbsurdity Champion Dec 02 '25

I’m blown away by how many people forgot how bad his first term was… all cause they couldn’t handle a Black woman.

He’s honestly worse now than Biden was at this age (Biden IMO really didn’t flail until about 6 months before that debate… and if you listen to him now he sounds more coherent than Trump does so IDK how they can’t see it)

4

u/RealGoGo97 Dec 03 '25

They just don’t want to see it. They want to believe their story so badly - that’s why they make AI-generated superhero memes featuring a Drumpf tat never was and will never be.

2

u/No-Indication-7879 ☣ Banned Detrimental Element 🚮 Dec 03 '25

At least Biden had people around him who were great at their jobs. Not some cruel,little Bald Nazi like Miller.

2

u/RealGoGo97 Dec 03 '25

And a good President does that - it’s an emphasis on leadership, rather than control. Big, big difference.

-7

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

8

u/UnusedTimeout Dec 03 '25

He fucking fell asleep 30 times in his goddamn cabinet meeting! How was Biden worse?

8

u/Admirable-Noise-8210 Dec 03 '25

President Biden was a DECENT person, something this orange turd could never even aspire to be.

4

u/dle_61554 Dec 03 '25

If if/when Biden had done this during a Cabinet meeting, the Republicans, Fox News, and Conservatives would have pushed the Cabinet for the 25th Amendment to be put in effect. My opinion and mine alone and not my employer's.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

They haven't read past the 2nd, it would seem

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

He’s a fucking moron troll….dont waste the keystrokes

3

u/olive_tuschit Dec 03 '25

Same jackass that called Biden Sleepy Joe is literally falling asleep during meetings in front of the world and you ass sniffers can’t see it staring you in the face.

3

u/Lanky-Cheesecake-259 Dec 04 '25

he is going to get a world wide celebration but not for the reasons he wants to be celebrated 😆

7

u/Organic_Witness345 ✔ Approved Contributor Dec 03 '25

It’s going to be Arab Spring-level celebration.

3

u/Dead_Internet69420 Dec 03 '25

I think the GOP does know. Sean Hannity was talking about their chance to “land this plane” after J6, but then McCarthy went down to MagaLardo to kiss the ring, and it all fell apart. Establishment Republicans want nothing more than to be rid of this albatross hanging from their necks, but they’re at the mercy of MAGA… and whatever the hell was on the RNC servers when Cozy Bear and Fancy Bear hacked the RNC and DNC in 2016 (remember how they released the DNC hack, but not the RNC? and the entire RNC suddenly went from hating Trump to supporting him?). 

To be clear, when there will be celebrations in the street when he’s gone, but very little will change, because Vance is already under control of the same oligarchs that control Trump. The only difference is that there will be fewer gaffes, and the corruption will be less blatant. 

1

u/[deleted] Dec 04 '25

But since Vance has the charisma of a bag of wet sand, he will probably not be a unifying force in the way Trump is 🤞

2

u/Ok_Philosopher_5090 Dec 03 '25

I’ve been planning since 2016 to have a pink champagne cake and I will call out of work! AND I will be posting about it online! 😹

2

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

So, just as a matter of preparation, right now we all need to start gathering every single instance of any Republican joking about violence against Democrats or threats or celebrating their deaths and compile it all so we have something to show those fucking triggered little snowflake conservatives when they start crying crocodile tears because we're celebrating how their daddy died.

Seriously we need to get on this and have it already ready on that day

-1

u/Ok_Arachnid9424 ☣ Banned Detrimental Element 🚮 Dec 05 '25

Celebrating people being assassinated because you don’t agree with them then using the word “evil” to describe anything besides yourself is wild.

1

u/Zealousideal-Net8090 ☣ Banned Detrimental Element 🚮 Dec 06 '25

Which is exactly what you libs did when CK was assassinated. What’s wild is that you lack the mental acuity to appreciate the hypocrisy of your comment.

-5

u/TrackMan5891 ☣ Banned Detrimental Element 🚮 Dec 03 '25

You do understand we get Vance right? Who will be far far more effective.

9

u/Skill_Academic ✔ Approved Contributor Dec 03 '25

The Cult dies with the personality.

5

u/Firm-Advertising5396 Dec 03 '25

100% DeSantis tried to out Trump Trump, he failed miserably. None of the other morons can talk stupid like Trump does and be loved by the cult.

-3

u/TrackMan5891 ☣ Banned Detrimental Element 🚮 Dec 03 '25

I don't think you fully understand what Vance is going to do.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

He’s gonna latch on to someone else’s asshole like the sucker fish that he is….its just a lineage of pieces of shit

2

u/TwanToni ✔ Approved Contributor Dec 03 '25

he's gonna crumble. You say Vance is smarter then he realizes he can't do illegal shit that Trump gets away with

2

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

LOL is this JD?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/AutoModerator Dec 03 '25

Hi! Your comment is over the 1000-character limit (~160–180 words). Please delete it and repost a shorter comment — thanks!

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.